Toilet Seats |
I just wrote this response to some knucklehead's rant about women wanting toilet seats down. I fancied it cute, so I'm posting it as a blog, too. 8)
A piercing I have and I sit when I pee;
Stand...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The "Art" Debate |
PART 1In regards to your bulletin, I would have to say that the best course of action is NOT to repost it.Short of practicing a bit of taxidermy on the artist herself, ending her life in a 'humane' wa...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Driving in Buffalo |
1. It is my firm belief that the DMV in Buffalo no longer issues (that is, if it ever did) motor vehicle licenses but, instead, has delegated some of its authority to Frito-Lay. Motor vehicle licenses...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How are you feeling? |
I was one of the last to finish the medicinal chemistry exam, today; the professor walked over to my seat to collect my exam and asked, "How are you feeling?"
This is what ran through my mind:
Hm...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Is it truly wise to screw with a caffeine addict? |
Apparently, Perks, the coffee/ice cream shoppe in the Ellicot foodcourt, has done some hiring, and I just had the dubious pleasure of meeting one of the new employees. *scowl* While I generally enjo...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hiding in my shell... |
I was walking to my class this morning and passed a girl talking on her cell phone. I couldn't help but overhear the conversation; I suspected she was talking to her boyfriend. He had apparently ups...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
