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I'd like to know why there isn't a "Random" or "Humor" category for the blogs because the following is completely random and, hopefully, humorous. It's a text-convo I had with my friend Ben. Funny? I ...
Posted by You Can't Spell Maddie Without the ADD on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:59:00 PST |
Ill Help the Polar Bears |
Lately, I've been thinking about those people who stand on corners with their binders, explaining what good cause they support. I've never stopped for them but maybe I should. Though, I only want...
Posted by You Can't Spell Maddie Without the ADD on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:44:00 PST |
I Was A Moose One Time |
With Halloween just around the corner and everyone talking about what they're going to dress up as, I began thinking about costumes of my past and how, some years, I wasn't even close to what I wanted...
Posted by You Can't Spell Maddie Without the ADD on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:47:00 PST |
Black Olive Omelet . . . Shaken, Not Stirred |
I don't live too far from this bar called Master McGraths. My family and I have gone there for dinner before. The second time we went, we had the same guy serving us. I thought it was f...
Posted by You Can't Spell Maddie Without the ADD on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:45:00 PST |
Please Keep An Eye On Me! |
One night, on the train, there was this guy talking out loud to no one in particular. He was talking nonsense. I assumed he was crazy, drunk, or both. All of a sudden, in a screechy, slurred spee...
Posted by You Can't Spell Maddie Without the ADD on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:53:00 PST |
Where Are My Pants?! |
Last week, I ordered some pants online because there was a great sale and I wasn't gonna go to the mall anytime soon. So, I was expecting to get them Thursday and I was really excited because new stuf...
Posted by You Can't Spell Maddie Without the ADD on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:28:00 PST |
A Crackhead Approached Me |
You know, Friday night, my friend Ben wouldn't walk me to the train station. Some gentleman he is. I was heading to the Chinatown train station--not the safest place at 11 PM on a Friday night. "Tell ...
Posted by You Can't Spell Maddie Without the ADD on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:20:00 PST |
There Are Jail Cells Bigger Than My Room |
So, for those of you who don't know, I've moved. I live in an apartment across the street from the Hyde Park YMCA with my mom. (Yup, just Mommy and me.) I think, "Great. How convenient." Others think,...
Posted by You Can't Spell Maddie Without the ADD on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:24:00 PST |
Random |
Some random guy at the train station asked me if I was Russian . . .
Uh, no . . . How odd . . .
Posted by You Can't Spell Maddie Without the ADD on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:52:00 PST |
