Piece of Cake/Cake walk |
Why do people always associate cake with easiness? You know what's not easy? Baking the motherfucker.
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 16:07:00 GMT |
Life is Beautiful |
I love my life. If it wasn't for my life, I wouldn't want to live.
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 15:16:00 GMT |
Tortoise and the Hare |
That story's fucking bullshit. Cuz a rabbit would totally kick a turtle's ass in a real race. And even if a turtle ever did win, it would only be like once. You can't base a moral on something that ha...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 15:14:00 GMT |
First joke in a while: Mom |
Its physically impossible to spell mom backwards. I tried to spell it backwards, but I keep messing up.
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 15:24:00 GMT |
Date Rape |
I have a date rape on the seventeenth of this month.
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:58:00 GMT |
Potential New Product? |
You've got canned soda, you've got bottled soda, and you've got bottled water. But where is the canned water? I think I'm sitting on something big here. "Try New Canned Water,...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 16:59:00 GMT |
One Night Stands |
Why don't One Night Stands involve much standing? I had one before, but I took it too literally. There we were, face-to-face kissing each other, but she kept trying to pull me onto the bed. I said, "O...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 23:33:00 GMT |
Breakfast |
You ever been to a restaurant where they serve those smiley face breakfasts? They shape the bacon and eggs and stuff into a face so that it looks at ya...and smiles. Well I don't like the smiley face ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 22:56:00 GMT |
Pay-Phones |
Today, my teacher sed that you don't see a lot of pay-phones nowadays. I sed, "Every phone is a pay-phone". Its not as though when I get my monthly phone bill, and I look at it and it says, "This is h...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 19:50:00 GMT |
Squirt Bottle Caps |
My friend gave me some bottled water today, and I noticed that it had one of those squirt bottle caps. And I started to feel like a fraud because I was drinking from a squirt bottle having not do...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:04:00 GMT |
