American Cities That Best Fit You:
60% Boston
60% Los Angeles
55% Honolulu
55% New York City
55% Portland Which American Cities Best Fit You?single 38 year old female seeking equally desprate male 18- 81 years of age i have been single for a long time since my divorce (20 yrs)i guess things just didnt work out (couldnt afford anymore drugs to keep him under) so after our short marrage (1 week)i decided to get back into the dating world(internet, and phone srvices). now after loosing 174 pounds im a stunning size 30(the size ud use to cloth a full grown manatie)and am now willing to use webcam. im funny, sexy and sassy and have a lot to offer (size 30 ,manatie...u get the picture)ps mabey u could teach me somthin i havnt learned(anything that cant be done over the phone) oh and if u love kids ur bound to love mine.(38 yr old virgin for explanation behind children ask dallas for an explanation that involves a bar of soap) their names are sunbeam ,bob, and rigoleto, ages 17, 10 and 3. sun beam is a stunning teenager with the aspiration to become a famouse popstar (sings like dying ferret)bob is such a cutie and if u like to teach mabey u can help him learn to read (sniffed glue during preganancy) and little rigoletto the baby just a little angel(the equivelent to the antichrist). well feel free to drop by and say hello if u wish to meet them(invitation to child traficking anyone willing to take them)i live in a two room trailer(2 rooms including bathroom)on 555 sryfkrs street come on down and well get together if u want.or u could visit me at work (mcdonalds around the corner)
Who are you and your best friend like?
Cheech & Chong
You and your best friend are adventerous and, well...stoned alot. You like to just chill and keep life as easy as possible. so were adventurous and do stupid stuff for fun were not stoners %^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^
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