natalie

I hate shorts. also: advertising people, PR people, marketing people, salespeople, midtown, the upper east side, the upper west side, fake blondes, real blondes, accents, chain restaurants, people who make the high-pitched "ha choo" sound when they sneeze, ink from a newspaper, ignorance, children's drawings, children, hamsters, all things sticky, lollipops, tourists clogging up my favorite restaurants, spitters, the color purple, sugar snap peas, taleggio cheese, evian water, ice in bloody-marys, people who still order foie gras, people who can’t pronounce foie gras, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.