The Bad Ian

Born in San Diego California, moved and raised in Colorado, (not by choice) and have been here for the duration. Evey now and then, I sneak out of the state from time to time. I'm a karaoke dj at a bar in Aurora called Iliff Park Saloon, and I am a singer in the band called Sideline. Got together with the other members on a fluke and we've managed not to kill each other yet. Even though the drummer has had his fair share of thumps on the head with a guitar or two. Those of you in bands can relate, DRUMMERS SUCK! Or very difficult when drinking. We have a site on myspace at sidelineband. Check it out for up coming shows. Somethings that bother me, and the order changes depending on how my day goes, 1.DRIVE THRUGH ATTENDANTS THAT DON'T SPEAK VERY GOOD ENGLISH 2.PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING. I KNOW LIFE SUCKS SOMETIMES. I'M LIVING IT TOO YOU KNOW. 3.DRIVING WHILE a)TALKING ON THE PHONE b)PUTTIN ON MAKEUP c)RUBBER NECKING d)JUST FLAT OUT NOT PAYING ANY FUCKING ATTENTION! FOR FUCK SAKE, DRIVE PEOPLE OR SOMEDAY YOU'LL GET ON SOMEONES LAST NERVE AND THEY MIGHT JUST RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD. 4.KIDS THROWING A HISSY FIT IN THE MIDDLE OF ANY PUBLIC PLACE. PARENTS NEED TO IGNORE THE FUCKING LAWS AND BEAT THIER CHILDREN. HELL, MY PARENTS DID AND I DIDN'T TURN OUT TOO BAD. (WELL, MAYBE.) 5.IF I MISS SOMETHING I'LL WRITE IT IN, BUT THIS'LL DO FOR NOW. PEOPLE WHO JUST LACK ANY RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE OR EVEN THEMSELVES. TIMES MAY GET ROUGH, BUT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON THAT THEY CAN'T KEEP THIER HEADS UP NO MATTER WHAT. I MEAN, AT ALL TIMES, SOMEWHERE, SOMEONE ELSE HAS IT WORSE THAN YOU TO A POINT WHERE NOTHIN WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE. SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN. Here's some new shit i found that annoys me.... 6.People, if youre going to add me on as your "friend", then at least take the time to answer when i say thanks. I try to write everyone on my site or leave a comment or two to show that i'm not ignoring you.. But if youre not going to bother writing me back, than delete my ass from your page and thanks alot for wasting my fucking time trying to talk to dumb asses like you..!!! 7.We as Americans spend BILLIONS on feeding other nations starving kids.. We've all seen the commercials for years, "send .70cents a day to sponcer a child"....Ive seen the same goddamn guy doing the same fucking commercial for 20 years and they still aint fed them all yet or solved the problems they seem to keep having..... Well here's my solution to that.... Send the adults out there that are fucking way to much condoms so they can't reproduce anymore.. That way they dont make anymore starving children and we could use the BILLIONS we waste on our own countries fucking problems... And on another note, if they are living in a country that's so destitude, why dont they just FUCKING MOVE!!! There's alot of other places that can sustain life, go there... I know i fucking would....!!! 8.Girls that wear "Hottie" or "Princess" or "Edible" or even "Sexy" on thier ass or thier tops...For some girls, WHO FUCKING LIED TO YOU!!!! If you wear a size 0 to 7 and are praportionate to your size, than okay... But Damn!!! If youre 5'3" 400lbs, holy shit god tear my eyes out... That is a HUUUUGEEE no no!! (no pun intended) more to come as i see shit... I'd like to think that I'm pretty straight forward. Want to know something, just ask me straight up. I'll tell you what's on my mind and not just something that you'd just want to hear. P.S...............I am made fun of often, so to cut the middle man out, here are some of the more recent names I have been called, Legolas Maralyn Hanson The missing Nelson triplet Dumb Fuck Darryl Hanna with a beard...........well, the list goes on. Have fun coming up with some new one's cause it don't bother me a bit.