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Ian Industries

I could never afford the ticket to Ibiza, but I always left the house with full batteries.

About Me

Ian Industries is committed to bringing you top-of-the-line sarcasm, comments you'll probably hate me for, snarky asides, inappropriate talk, and love poems.
For a complete catalogue detailing the line of products that we offer, just stand next to me and feed me bourbon.
Ian Industries is quickly becoming a national leader in telling you to shut the hell up, a burgeoning industry featuring rapid growth and room for advancement.
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My Interests

Music of all sorts; Playing records; Production and music software/hardware; Poetry and prose; Academic writing; Stand-up comedy; learning Japanese; Film/Cinema; Kung-fu movies; Animation; Promotions; Poker; Arguing; Food and dining; Cosby sweaters; Pistachio ice cream; Tekken; Rocking in general

I'd like to meet:

Anyone into rocking so hard that they break into uncontrollable spasms of bodily flailing and hair thrashery. If interested in such an activity, let me know. We can rock together. It will be elite.

Music:

A lil' sum' sum': LCD Soundsystem, Kiko and Stephane Deschezeaux, DJ Hell, Pascal FEOS, Murs, Oliver Dodd, Miss Kittin, Q and not U, DMX Krew, Cepia, The Pretenders, The Zombies, Mclusky, Hella, Spoon, The Kills, Ada, Matthew Dear, Madvillain, Dangerdoom, Anders Trentemoeller, David Bowie, Harry Nielsson, Cari Lekebusch, The Wedding Present, Cinerama, M83, T. Rex, The Decemberists, Missy Elliott, Tiefschwartz, PINE*am, Giorgio Moroder, An Albatross, RJD2, T. Raumschmiere, The Holy Ghost, Talib Kweli, Death from Above 1979, Dusty Springfield, The Magic Numbers, Explosions in the Sky, Deltron 3030, Heiroglyphics, Modeselektor, Chops, Otis Redding, Cap'n Jazz, Thunderbirds Are Now!, The Juan Maclean, Stars, Lindstrom, Wolf Parade, Sunset Rubdown, Antony and the Johnsons, Diplo, Ghostface, Quasimoto, Rex the Dog, Clor, The Knife, We Are Scientists, Baumer, Deerhoof, Mylo, Tommie Sunshine, Little Brother, Islands, Unicorns, Sam Cooke, The Go! Team, Band of Horses, iForward Russia!, Annie, Headphones, Lostep, Jamie Lidell, Candy Bars, Evangelicals, Asobi Seksu, Annuals, Girl Talk, The Sleepy Jackson and a whole lot more...

Movies:

The Big Lebowski is one of the greatest movies of all time, Brick, Following, Pi, Bamboozled, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Freshest Kids, Scratch, Kill Bill (both volumes are awesome), American Splendor, The Corporation, The Professional (I like Besson), Control Room, Napoleon Dynamite, Fallen Angels, Ong Bak, Borat, Hard Boiled, God of Gamblers, Fight Club, Memento, Marvin Goes to Dinner, Shaun of the Dead, The Evil Dead Series, Ghost in the Shell 1 and 2, Drunken Master, Six String Samurai, Hero, Lady Snowblood, Audition, Gozu (anything by Takashi Miike), Goodfellas, Casino, The Departed (I also like Scorsese), Battle Royale, Sin City, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Matchpoint, Oldboy, Kung Fu Hustle (Stephen Chow is the man), Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room, Maestro, Clerks, Mallrats, Billy Madison, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, King Kong (really, who doesn't like PJ?), and one of my favorite movies of all time, The Blues Brothers.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Last Comic Standing (actually, any type of stand-up comedy special), Daily Show, Da Ali G Show, ALL of Adult Swim on Cartoon Network, Saturday Night Live (well, the old ones, at least), South Park, The Office (US and UK), Arrested Development, Mr. Show, The Colbert Report, Little Britain, Wonder Showzen, professional Poker games, and Ultimate Fighting w/ the roomies. Oh, and lots of Anime. Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo have got to be two of the best series ever. Right now, I'm also watching a LOT of Bleach, which is super-awesome.

Books:

Breakfast of Champions - Vonnegut; Survivor, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Choke - Palahniuk (I really want to read Haunted); Dune Series - Herbert; Clockwork Orange, One Hand Clapping - Burgess; Trainspotting, Glue, Maribou Stork Nightmares - Welsh; Neuromancer, Count Zero, Mona Lisa Overdrive, Virtual Light, Idoru, All Tomorrow's Parties - Gibson; Neverwhere - Gaiman; LOTR, Hobbit, Silmarillion - Tolkien; Please Kill Me - McNeil & Co.; Mythologies - Barthes; Noise - Attali, Dark Tower Series - King

Heroes:

"The old ways are dead. And you need people around you who concur. That means hanging out more with the creative people, the freaks, the real visionaries, than you're already doing. Thinking more about what their needs are, and responding accordingly. Avoid the dullards; avoid the folk who play it safe. They can't help you any more. Their stability model no longer offers that much stability. They are extinct, they are extinction." - Hugh Mcleod

My Blog

The open road.

To Whom It May Concern, Perhaps there's nothing as freeing as a road trip. Sometimes, living in even a modest metropolitan area (such as Minneapolis), you forget that there's a lot of open land here i...
Posted by Ian Industries on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:04:00 PST

You can fool some of the people some of the time.

To Whom It May Concern, I call shenanigans.  MySpace, who the fuck do you think you're fooling here? Do you think I'm some kind of naiive Peruvian animal husbandry major who has co...
Posted by Ian Industries on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:08:00 PST

Countdown to rock.

To Whom It May Concern, It's been a second since I got at you guys via this ol' blog, but I've been busy cooking up the hottness.  So, now that there are some muffins coming out of the oven, ther...
Posted by Ian Industries on Tue, 27 May 2008 08:19:00 PST

EXPOSE: Dating at the Office.

To Whom It May Concern, Contrary to what the network television executives would have you believe, dating someone that works at your office does not actually translate into faux-awkward laug...
Posted by Ian Industries on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:35:00 PST

The Industries Supremacy.

To Whom It May Concern, Reader, I’d like you to do me a small favor.  Don’t worry, this one won’t cost you any money.  Also, there will be no large, carnivorous jungle...
Posted by Ian Industries on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:21:00 PST

Dear Jesus.

Dear Jesus, I know you're kind of busy being the Son of God and King of Kings and other assorted awesome titles, but I was hoping that you could find some time to give me a little guidance.  I ha...
Posted by Ian Industries on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:39:00 PST

Good Stuff / Bad Stuff - Vol. 1

To Whom It May Concern, Curse you, VH1.  Curse you to the very depths of Hell and back again.  I hope that television stations have souls so that Satan himself (and not one of his fake-ass h...
Posted by Ian Industries on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:13:00 PST

Tardy the Turtle.

To Whom It May Concern, This month has been mega-crazy-insane-town, so here are some updates: 1) I'll be in St. Louis for the remainder of the week.  If you're there, holler at me.  If you'r...
Posted by Ian Industries on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:53:00 PST

I make bad decisions when drunk.

To Whom It May Concern, Oh, Alcohol, why are you The Devil? You come to me in the night with your promises of blurred vision and lowered inhibitions, and just when I've warmed up to you, you...
Posted by Ian Industries on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:40:00 PST

New music page!

To Whom It May Concern, So, it's been a long time coming, and I know I said it was going to be up a while ago, but better late than never. http://www.myspace.com/traasmusic There are a bunch of change...
Posted by Ian Industries on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:00:00 PST