Covert perversion, "accidentally" brushing myself against people's eregenous zones in crowded places such as concerts and funerals, how hedgehogs fuck.....ooops sorry.....make love, engaging in a seemingly ordinary conversations that are in fact entriely composed of song lyrics, the number twelveteen, what happens to all the lost socks, loving and worshipping my friends like the demi-gods each one of them clearly are, opening a small, respectable looking bookshop in the Cotswolds when I retire and stocking it entirely with high class pornography, eventually someday writing a published novel.
We hunt these. Hard.
I'd like to meet:
I've always thought that people shouldn't meet their heroes in case they don't live up to expectations. What they are in your head may not be as good as they are in real life. That's not to say I wouldn't like to meet Chuck Palahniuk and buy him a drink to congratulate him on being one of the best damn putters of words on a page ever. Or shake Quentin Tarantino by the hand to thank him for making me happy whenever one of his works is on screen. I'm just terrifyed of seeing them fart or pick their nose and destroying the illusion that they aren't perfect.
That said, I wouldn't mind meeting George W Bush and giving him a good, hard, solid kick in the cunt!
Your sexual superhero persona by thatjamiegirl
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Age
Your Superhero Identity: The Biggun'
Sexual Conquests: 109
Your weapon of choice: Strap on...of JUSTICE!
Your Motto: "It burns when I peeeeeee!"
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Music:
American Headcharge, Killswitch: Engage, Muse, The White Stripes, NINE INCH NAILS, Johnny Cash (was raised on the Man in Black), Metallica, Anthrax, Marilyn Manson, Corrosion of Conformity, Clutch, Rage Against The Machine, PEARL JAM, Amen, old (like The Bends) Radiohead, Fear Factory, White (and indeed Rob) Zombie, Glassjaw, MACHINE HEAD, System Of A Down, Slipknot, Stone Sour, The Misfits, Green Day, Send More Paramedics, The Zombie Apocalypse, Tool, The Cooper Temple Clause, The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Sepultura, Soulfly, Queens of the Stone Age, Snot, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, Slayer, Pantera, Down, Devil Driver, Rammstein, Hendrix, Cypress Hill, NWA, Richard Cheese, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits......it goes on and on. Basically, if it sounds good, I'll bloody well listen to it.
Like this. This sounds good. (Again We Rise - Lamb of God)So does this. (Rocky Road to Dublin - Dropkick Murphys (1-2-3-4-5!!!))And this! (Now I Lay Thee Down - Machine Head)Likewise this! (The Dehumanizing Process - Chimaira)
Movies:
THE BIG LEBOWSKI, Miller's Crossing, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Fargo, Downfall, Swingers, Napoleon Dynamite, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, the Kill Bills, Sin City, the El Mariachi trilogy, The Crow, The Usual Suspects, George A Romero's Living Dead Saga, Shaun Of The Dead, Stand By Me, THE GOONIES, The Lost Boys, Tremors, Bubba Ho-tep, The Warriors (if you can dig it!), GOODFELLAS, Casino, The Godfather, Dr Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, Ring and Ringu, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, A Nightmare on Elm Street (before Freddy became that lovable rogue), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Withnail and I, Clerks, Mallrats, the first two Alien movies, Escape from New York, The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Wolf Creek, The Descent (vaginas everywhere!), Grosse Point Blank, TRAINSPOTTING, The Aristocrats, The Shawshank Redemption, BATTLE ROYALE, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beatle Juice, Die Hard.......and so on and so forth.
"Do you have to use so many curse words?" Fuckin' A!
Television:
Family Guy, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm ("beloved cunt"), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, South Park, Scrubs, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Spaced, Monkey Dust, Green Wing (best British comedy since Spaced!), Peep Show, Jam, Brass Eye, The Day Today, I Am Not An Animal, The Mighty Boosh, the Mafia ..aries they occasionally have on National Geographic channel and the calming caress of The History Channel. Ahhhh.Rumble!!! You're killing Rumble!!Wipers..?
Books:
I love and hate these people in equal measure: love their work and hate that I'll never be anywhere near as good as them........Hunter S Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Craig Clevenger, Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Moore, Richard Matheson (I Am Legend is the best horror novel ever written....ever!), Christopher Buckley, Luke Rhinehart, HP Lovecraft, Phillip K Dick, Nick Hornby, Ira Levin, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Gene Brewer, Neil Gaiman, Noam Chomsky, Michael Moore, Jack Kerouac, Katherine Dunn, Joe R Lansdale Elmore Leonard, Garth Ennis, Roald Dahl, Frank Miller, Alan Moore...I also heartily recommend that you read something by Danny Wallace and if you don't laugh your ass off all through the book then we have absolutely nothing in common.
Preacher - Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon
The Call of Cthulhu - H.P Lovecraft
1984 - George Orwell
Heroes:
Just another couple of dead heroes.....
Dr Hunter S Thompson 1939-2005
"The Edge - there is no honest way to explain because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
Bill Hicks 1961-1994"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I recommend you look around the world in which we live ... and shut your fucking mouth!"
