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About Me

I spent most of my life being the shy quiet girl and now...well now...I'm complete opposite! I went from the one that never said anything to the one saying... "He said swinger party...SWITCH!" lmfao Life is too fucking short to spend it being quiet and not having a good time...get the hell out there and get crazy, crunk, and SWITCH! ;) So I tell everyone about this guy I met and how loud and obnoxious he is right? Then I'm out with my friends and realize...whoa...you're that person in your group of friends! AHHH, not good! They all tell me I have A.D.D., someone please get me some Adderall. :) UPDATE-Dude I got tested and it's been proven, I have ADHD and I have to take Adderall now AHHH! Don't ask me to touch a big ole flakey biscuit to save my life cause it's not happening. Yes I'd totally do Rob Thomas...don't hate, you would do him too! I should be a life coach, the world would be a much brighter place to live and OHHHH the sex we'd have!! ;) I'm not curious anymore, I know exactly what I like...Rowllll! I'll turn around and give my big booty a slap...no, no, no, wait, better idea...I'll turn around...YOU give my big booty a slap. ;) I had a friend tell me that she thinks I'm awesome because everything I want in life I keep going until I get there...that's me bitches...if I see something I want there is no stopping me until it's in my hands! Let's get something out of the way, right out of the box...You can NOT run game on me. Sorry, it's impossible. I have been the player and I know all the tricks, lies, and moves before you will even make them. Trying to play me is like trying to beat Tiger Woods in golf...but if you wanna play I'll humor you. Remember-DON'T HATE THE PLAYA, HATE THE GAME! I'm not gonna write you a love song, well I will if you really want me too. ;) "Can you put those behind your head? Damnnnnn...." I'm Miss Damn-I-ain't-never-had-one-like-that-before...you wanna piece of me? Word of advice...Don't give Jennifer Jager inless you are looking for a fight like on an episode of Jerry Springer...whew...it will get crazy up in herre! I honestly believe what doesn't kill me will only make me stronger as Kanye says and I also agree with him, does anybody make real shit anymore? What is up with that shit? And you're full of shit, that was a fist that hit you! Ok peeps as you have read if you made it all the way through my maze...it's a crazy ride this thing named Jenn ;) Let's not waste it with getting to know each other. ROWLLLLL!!!

My Interests

Humm...let's see...I think just about anything in history interests me I used to be really into that in school. I'm very interested in vampires and that whole romantic period...I think the biting and taking over is very hot. Keep that in mind. ;) Another interest is the BEACH I loveee the beach...don't really care what beach I just love to be able to walk out onto sand and put my feet in the water...its like cleansing to the soul for me. I'm always up for trying something new because I'm a very open person.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people that can roll with me and keep up with the trips we take! People that are chill and can hang out or go to the club and get crazy cause that's how we do ;)!!! Haters need not apply! Humm....On a sad note I'd like to meet my grandparents now because I was little when they passed away and I'd just like to see how they would be now with me all grown up. Aww :(
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Music:

Partied with Fuel, Buckcherry, Eve 6, Everclear, P.O.D., Stir...just to name a few...I'm not one to drop names so I'll stop there but they know me, just ask them about the "Bed Sheet Chick", they will totally know who you are talking about...Good times, good times. :)

Movies:

Not a big movie person really...Um porn is good. :) Rowwwlllll

Television:

Family Guy should win a freaking Emmy Damnit! That show kicks ass its so funny! :) When I get to watch TV I like to watch that show Dirty Jobs because Mike Rowe is freaking hot!! Oh OH OH!! The Girls Next Door is my FAVORITE SHOW! I freaking LOVE Holly! And if you know me then you already know that I LOVE America's Next Top Model and want to try out! :)

Books:

Letters to Penthouse ;) MeeeOWWWW

Heroes:

My momma man...she's really strong and been through a lot of illness in her life and I love her even more for that. My sister because she's everything that I'm not and I totally envy her for that. No seriously we are Salt and Pepper, Day and Night we are so different. My daddy because he's the smartest man I know.

My Blog

Where the hell were my brakes???

So here is another blog, I know you're going...oh lord what has she got to say this time, right? haha :) Have you ever had one of those moments of weakness where you let that part of you, y...
Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:27:00 PST

My Sunday Service...

While I’m in the car, I do a lot of deep thought thinking...yesterday’s topic happened to be "burning bridges". I began to think about my life and wonder about my bridges and if ther...
Posted by Jennifer on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:37:00 PST

What I think about your ass...

OK Shana I copied you! That's ok though cause I'm your sister and you copied me all the time growing up ; P Ok..so this has caught on all over myspace and I debated for a while if I shoul...
Posted by Jennifer on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:41:00 PST

So I bet you can’t guess who I’m listening too...

...I can be a prick if you tempt me my tank is on empty, no patience is in me... ...I'm suppose to be the soldier who never blows his composure, Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my ...
Posted by Jennifer on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:59:00 PST

Remember This...

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youthYou will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a...
Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:16:00 PST

2007 year in review...

Ok everyone you knew it was coming... My year in review... Sooo freaking much happened this year it's crazy. I don't even know where to begin, seriously. We went from deers snorkling in th...
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:01:00 PST

Attention my family!

It was really good to see all my cousins! :) We all need to hang out more because we never see each other! I think that we should get together and go out to a club or bowling or something ...
Posted by Jennifer on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:08:00 PST

Weird Dream...November 16th-October 16th...

So I'm thinking I totally dreamed that backwards right? So if you're dreaming something backwards then that means it's gonna happen because it's like reflecting in a mirror of the future...right...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:00:00 PST

Face down in the dirt...she said this doesn't hurt...

Dude I freaking love that song! It's the one on my profile so you should listen to it! :) So yesterday me and Trace got to kick it with the Queen of England! I'm serious...she was l...
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:25:00 PST

This is a deep one...

Do you ever step back and take a look at your life and go wow...is this where I wanted to be...I mean seriously take a look at your life and the time that has passed you by. Are there things tha...
Posted by Jennifer on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST