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Michelle/Princess/Bitch/SuperStar/Ninja

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About Me

I'm Michelle...I'm a mum of 2 gorgeous sons -the lights of my life! I'm single and loving it! I love positive people who have open minds & warm hearts. oxoxoxo... I would do anything for people I love.I hate dishonesty, prejudice, insincerity, injustice... BUT I GOT NOTHIN AGAINST CRAZY! its safe to talk to me...I do have an evil twin tho and she could snap any minute. Just don't look her in the eyes and you'll be ok.(Probably-all care and no responsability)I'd RATHER be HATED for BEING myself THAN loved FOR being WHO i'm NOT... typically I'm sitting on my lazy ass eating gummy bears and drinking coffee...and obviously writing ...haha...how exciting my days are!...how worthy of recording[not]... if I am not woken I will sleep indefinitely...and if my alarm clock ever breaks its unlikely that I would ever wake up... ...I dance and sIng insanely in my lounge room ...sketch some figures from my dreams ...rIng work to see how long they will need my shelf stacking skills for tonight ...cuddle my lovely familiars and play with my dog ...look around at my house which looks as though a tornado has torn through it-followed by several bombs... shall I clean...hmmm...probably should...but I'd rather dance! and my EVIL twin is so naughty...haha...in so many ways...I could write a novel...impure thoughts, but never masturbate-thereby inflicting a grumpy sexually frustrated self on the world...neglecting the basic essentials for human survival, such as sleeping, what a waste of time...spending time selfishly like on hobbies and sitting on my ARSE when I have other responsibilities(the fucking dishes aren't going anywhere)...err... procrastination seems to be a hobbie of sorts...occasionally skipping work -telling the boss just cant be bothered(DAMN can't do that anymore...2ic now...been told I gotta set an example, worry bout punctuality and presentation(can't swear like chopper read...and NO,short-shorts do NOT count as black dress pants}... not taking medication as prescribed because its more fun to take at random.... drugging various family members, friends and coworkers for amusement... openly laughing at people when they confide that they have an illness or have injured themselves... swearing-especially in inappropriate situations...referring to my mother as the cunt[she is]... driving like a moron, speeding, taking someone going past as a personal insult, doing burnouts, including in my own street and the parking lot at work...playing loud music for the sole purpose of annoying the neighbours...not speaking up just to see what happens next or what someone will say next...some people think its a sin to dress your male pit bull in dresses so guilty of that too... OK that'll do...should be spanked definitely lol... Dance like nobody's watching
Love like you've never been hurt
Sing like nobody's listening
Live like theres no tomorrow

My Interests

scribbling SINGING drawing BEING life
my children
family
friends,
pets
art,
magic,
psychology
reading

I'd like to meet:


Create your own Friend Test here anyone who is fearless...funny...loving...honest & loyal... anyone not afraid to be true to themselves...anyone who treats others the way they would want to be treated...
I'm not a pesimist...I'm a realist...the sad fact is that most people are fuckwits... so basically if you're not an asshole your my frickin' hero...
just be yourself-everyone else is taken...

♥ FREAKS LIKE ME ♥

♥HAHAHAHAHAHA

Music:

.AirportCityShuffle .ArethaFranklin .TheBangles .B52's .BeastieBoys .TheBeatles .Belle&Sebastian .Bjork .BlackEyedPeas .BlocParty .BloodhoundGang .BobDylan .TheCure .7DayWeekend .Divinyls .DollyParton .TheDoors .EltonJohn .Enya .Eurythmics .TomasFord .FranzFerdinand .Garbage .GnarlsBarkley .GNR .HilltopHoods .Interpol .INXS .JanisJoplin .JimiHendrix .JoanArmatrading .KateBush .LeonardCohen .LinkinPark .LionelRichieCommodores .Madonna .MarilynManson .Metallica .Mozart .NineInchNails .Nirvana .PinkFloyd .ThePixies .ThePresets .PrettyGirlsMakeGraves .Radiohead .Ramones .RedHotChilliPeppers .RollingStones .SexPistols .SimonSieradzki .Siouxie&TheBanshees .SmashingPumpkins .SnowHorse .U2

Movies:

TheWall.TheSecretary.DonnieDarko.HappyGilmore.TheRockyHorror PictureShow.50FirstDates.Labarynth.LittleNicky.DirtyDancing. RomyAndMichellesHighSchoolReunion.

Television:

ArrestedDevelopment. KurbYourEnthusiam

Books:

Steven King
Anne Rice
Wilbur Smith

non-fiction,
fiction,
whatever

Facts/Quotes Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools.~Napoleon...
Attitudes are contagious...Are yours worth catching?
Being in love is biochemically identical to consuming large amounts of chocolate... DO NOT CONFINE YOURSELF
TO THE LIMITATIONS OF BEING HUMAN
IF YOU OPEN YOUR MIND AND YOUR HEART
YOU WILL FIND YOU HAVE NO LIMITATIONS

Heroes:

It doesn't interest me what you do for a living...I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your hearts longing...It doesn't interest me how old you are...I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool...for love...for your dreams...for the adventure of being alive...It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon...I want to know if you have touched the centre of your own sorrow...if you have been opened by lifes betrayal or become shrivelled and closed for fear of further pain...I want to know if you can sit with pain... mine or just your own...if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstacy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful...be realistic or to remember the limitations of being a human...It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true...I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself...if you can bare the accusations of betrayal and not betray your soul...I want to know if you can be faithful and therefore trustworthy...I want to know if you can see beauty every day even though it is not pretty...and if you can source your life on the edge of the lake and shout to the silver of the full moon YES! It doesn't interest me where you live or how much money you have...I want to know if you can get up after a night of grief and despair weary and bruised to the bone and do what needs to be done...It doesn't interest me who you know or how you came to be here...I want to know if you will stand in the centre of the fire with me and not shrink back It doesn't interest me where or what or with whom you have studied...I want to know what sustains you from the inside when all else falls away...I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and if you truly like the company you keep in the empty moments...
Oriab Mountain DreamerIFyouDON'TfollowYOURheartYOUareOFnoUSEtoANYONE ♥ People who are
honest

♥true to themselves
compassionate


Quiz
You Are From Neptune
You are dreamy and mystical,with a natural psychic ability.You love music,poetry,dance, and (most of all) the open sea.Your soul is filled with possibilities,and your heart overflows with compassion.You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.If you don't get carried away with one idea,your spiritual nature will see you through anything. What Planet Are You From?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your Famous
Last Words Will Be:

"Tell them I fucking
said something." WhatWillYourFamousLastWordsBe? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You Are
74% Evil

You are very evil.
And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you
probably also fear you.
A lot. How Evil Are You? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Take the quiz:
Which Type
Of Magick
Do U Study?


Light Magick
Your okay you are like me...
nice, but sneeky, misunderstood,
like to use magick for good
and to help others....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Take the quiz:
Which Barbie
Are You?


Ghetto Barbie
Dat lil suburban beyotch
bes jus bak da fuk out yo face!
You gotsta score you a hit
you on da prowl ta get busy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 100%
Pride: 100%
Sloth: 100%
Gluttony: 80%
Greed: 80%
Envy: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 83%
You'll die while in the throws of
passion- the best way to go. How Sinful Are You? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Take the quiz:
What
Cuss Word
Are You?


Bitch
YOU ARE INDEED A
QuizzesbymyfuckingYearbook.com-
-theWorld'sBiggestfuckingYearbook
Bitch!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your Theme Song
is Beautiful Day
by U2

"Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away"
You see the beauty in life,
especially in ordinary
everyday moments.
And if you're feeling down,
even that seems
a little beautiful too. What's Your Theme Song? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Take the quiz:
What Is Your
Vampiric Beast?


Big Cat
Strength 4/5, Dexterity 3, Stamina 3/4.
Willpower: 5, Health Levels: OK,
-1, -1, -2, -2, -5, Incapacitated. Bilities:
Alertness3, Athletics 2,
Brawl 3. Blood Pool: 5.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Take the quiz:
Devil or
Angel?


White Devil
You'd be a white devil, mostly evil,
but you do have a consience,
and you know when something is serious...
You care about some things,
but mostly just do what you wanna do.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Take the quiz:
are you
a true
insomniac??


True Insomniac
WOOOOOOO!
you are a fucking TRUE
insomniac!
You dont need caffine
to stay up all night.
YOu dont care if your
having fun or not,
you have no choice!
after all you REALLY
hate to sleep at night!
You say fuck you to all
the midnight wanna be
insomniacs
who GO to bed if there's
no party around.
You also act really dumb
sometimes even during
the day,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Take the quiz:
Are
You Hot?


You are
Super Spicy

You're a little bit crazy,
a little bit naughty,
and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot
- you set people's senses on fire!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You Are 48%
Sociopath

You're not a sociopath,
but you're very prone to
antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions
matter little to you.
You live your own fringe life
-for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your Quirk
Factor:77%

You're so quirky,
it's hard for you
to tell the difference
between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it,
there's little about you
that's"normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You Are 76%
Obsessive

You tend to have
obsessive thoughts,
and sometimes these cross
over into your daily life.
While everyone does have
you have to work to keep yours
from taking over your life. How Obsessive Are You?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am 17% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am 51% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am 0% Promiscuous.
.. There is a good chance I am still a virgin. I am not certain because I haven't even bothered to figure out what sexual intercourse actually is. But whatever it is I want nothing to do with it. There Take the
Promiscuous Test
@ FualiDotCom~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My Blog

Disappointing Jesus

Did you know every time you disappoint Jesus you get a freckle? Matthew M told me...We love freckles, we're working on building our collection together.     I love disappointing Je...
Posted by Michelle/Princess/Bitch/SuperStar/Ninja on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:50:00 PST

Aussie food

Hey I am so sick of people saying Australia doen't have it's own food... I mean aside from bush tucker we have PIES and SAUSAGE ROLLS! Duh people! But do you know what? The really special thing about ...
Posted by Michelle/Princess/Bitch/SuperStar/Ninja on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:45:00 PST

The sun is shining brightly in my wonderland

I love my wonderland and my family... and despite the fact I've been a bit emo for most of this year Í love my life the good the bad and the ugly... We adopted a new member last week who we christened...
Posted by Michelle/Princess/Bitch/SuperStar/Ninja on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:07:00 PST

Turned Upside Down

Hmm... someone nailed my feet up where my head should be... I'm not accustomed to being worshipped lol...it feels a bit uncomfortable but it's growing on me
Posted by Michelle/Princess/Bitch/SuperStar/Ninja on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:29:00 PST

I'm so great with kids

I'm a good influence on the youngsters as you can see! Here's some pics of me with some charming young lads and with a charming young lass...
Posted by Michelle/Princess/Bitch/SuperStar/Ninja on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:44:00 PST

Just to set the record straight

#1 there is no truth to the rumour that I eat nothing but chicken... I love chicken and wouldn't want to dilute my enjoyment of its goodness #2 there is no truth to the rumour that I eat nothing but ...
Posted by Michelle/Princess/Bitch/SuperStar/Ninja on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:48:00 PST

Dear Diary...

Well today was another dreary dull-ass day like many days lately... went shopping... went to work... damn it didn't get it all done... I was excited cos we had enough staff for tonights load but ...
Posted by Michelle/Princess/Bitch/SuperStar/Ninja on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST

I can feel you

Its hard to describe but I've always been able to feel what other people are feeling or thinking...their intent...not specific thoughts but the emotions that surround them. I don't like going out much...
Posted by Michelle/Princess/Bitch/SuperStar/Ninja on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

uh-huh

and with that I'm off to bed : )
Posted by Michelle/Princess/Bitch/SuperStar/Ninja on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:08:00 PST

I forgot...

That chick... WENCH
Posted by Michelle/Princess/Bitch/SuperStar/Ninja on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:40:00 PST