beer,vodka,junk food,football(soccer),young women,middle aged women,old women,sexy women,ugly women,perverse women,lavey,occult,parties,playing pool,listening to metal,bars,clubs,animals,nature and anything fun.
anyone who can drive me to the pub while playing metal and let me smoke in the car.also anton lavey,lilith,countess bathory,vlad the impaler,george burns(as he liked a drink and a smoke),sexy policewomen,any girl in a nuns habit,ugly shyla(she makes my winky stand up he he heeeee)and anyone who wants to buy me a drink or spank my monkey.
crowbar,my dying bride,down,machine head,fear factory,psychonaut 75,slayer,soulfly,sepultura,korn,coal chamber,soad,slipknot,deicide,morbid angel,solitude aeturnus,biohazard,earth crisis,pro pain,sick of it all,paradise lost,madball,venom,anathema,linkin park,cathedral,spineshank,godsmack,disturbed,monster magnet,corrosion of conformity,the gathering and loads more.
chopper,two hands,naked gun flying high,airplane,south park spinal tap,freddie gets fingered and any chubby brown videos.
south park,simpsons,king of the hill,dirty sanchez,the fast show,home makeover shows(so i can see gullible arsewipes get their homes ruined) and anything as long as it isnt news or weather(who cares).
anything by lavey,dictionary of curious and interesting words(more words to baffle and insult people with),cookery books(so i can impress women with my tasty treats before i ply them with alcohol),tasteless lists and anything with big writing and colourful pictures as i get bored easy and cant stand reading.
satan and anyone with a big knob who gets loads of women.