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About Me

I'm pretty sure that life is pretty wacky. Just when you think things have gotten really strange, life throws some more zany, unexplainable shit your way. Why, you could just be walking down the street and - WHAM! - life drops a big fat safe on your face. Sometimes it's a piano or even an entire side of a building. Boom. That's just like life. Nutty, huh? Or, instead of a safe or a piano or a donkey falling from the sky, you may get a sack of money or a beautiful person of the opposite sex or even a fresh, tasty pizza falling towards the spot directly in your path - but mostly life drops big heavy things on you. Occasionally, as you're meandering about, life will open up the old-fashioned sidewalk loading cellar door thingies just as you walk over them, causing you to plummet below the avenue - with hilarious results! Life is a lot like walking down some street in the middle of a goofy 1920's slapstick movie.

My Interests

I always leave this blank because I think it will be too difficult to fill in. That either makes me lazy, or boring. I'm not sure which one?!

I'd like to meet:

Fun people who like to have fun! The more fun you have, the greater your value to yourself and to your society. The more fun you share with others, the more fun you have.View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

I have very eclectic tastes. I'll listen to everything from Opera to Hip-Hop.Right now:Bob Dylan. Fiona Apple. Colbie Caillat. Sara Bareilles.
(her live performance of Gravity might be my new favorite song) Maroon 5. Blind Melon. (check out Lemon Tree)

Movies:

I like scary movies.SCARY MOVIE FORMULA (es+u+cs+t) squared +s+ (tl+f)/2 + (a+dr+fs)/n + sin x - 1. Where: es = escalating music u = the unknown cs = chase scenes t = sense of being trapped s = shock tl = true life f = fantasy a = character is alone dr = in the dark fs = film setting n = number of people sin = blood and guts 1 = stereotypesI'm also a sucker for a great romance.

Television:

MUST SEE T.V.Survivor (you know it!!), Project Runway, House and Dirt.

Books:

right now: The Hot Mom's Handbook: Mom's Have More FunThe Hot Mom's Handbook is the official guide to the "Hot Mom" movement and the ultimate resource for any mom who refuses to check her sense of style and sexuality at the white picket fence! This handbook tosses all those "mom" stereotypes right out the minivan window and reveals the eight secrets guaranteed to transform every mom into a Hot Mom!And just who is a Hot Mom? A Hot Mom is confident and empowered. A Hot Mom is a woman who meets the needs of her family but refuses to lose herself in the madness of motherhood. A Hot Mom is a woman of any age who knows how to take care of herself and has a whole lot of fun along the way!

Heroes:

Main Entry: heÂ·ro Pronunciation: ..,,hir-(?),,.. Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural heroes Etymology: Latin heros, from Greek h,,r,,s Date: 14th century1 a: a mythological or legendary figure often of divine descent endowed with great strength or ability b: an illustrious warrior c: a man admired for his achievements and noble qualities d: one that shows great courage 2 a: the principal male character in a literary or dramatic work b: the central figure in an event, period, or movement 3 plural usually heros 4: an object of extreme admiration and devotion : idolmy hero: my mom

My Blog

HI!!

Hello all.Life has been a whirlwind lately. I started a new , full-time job about three weeks ago and so far it is great. I am actually doing real design work again and didn't realize how much I misse...
Posted by april on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:29:00 PST

Update time

HI everyone . . . . I know it's been a long time since I've updated so here goes . . . Life is pretty good these days. We have settled in to our place in Olde Towne and we really love it. It's hard ...
Posted by april on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:49:00 PST

NEW NEW NEW

New page, new pictures and new update . . . coming soon!
Posted by april on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:56:00 PST

new number

my new phone is finally here. FINALLY!!if you want my new number send me a message and i'll think about giving it to you :)
Posted by april on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:17:00 PST

New address, new phone number

Hi everyone. Sorry for being out of touch for so long. Here is a really quick update . . .We have moved back to Virginia. We found a great apartment in Olde Towne Portsmouth and moved in at the beginn...
Posted by april on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:36:00 PST

Pictures and more

I added some more pictures of Zain for you. And I made a new entry in the baby journal telling the tale of my labor. I don't know if anyone is really interested in that but if you'd like to read, go c...
Posted by april on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:34:00 PST

More baby pictures

Zain had his pictures taken at the hospital before we went home. They've made a little site for him. Go check out some more pictures of the sweetest baby boy in the world!Click the link below and go t...
Posted by april on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:27:00 PST

It's a boy!

Zain Michael Snider has arrived!I'll write a better update later on and post some more pictures, but just wanted you all to know! ...
Posted by april on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:32:00 PST

More Baby Pool

There are currenly three guesses at the baby pool. Stop slackin' and go place a bet. I know I should have set it up sooner, but hey, I'm a slacker too :) So, I'm just going to keep reminding you (or n...
Posted by april on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:39:00 PST

Baby Pool

Hey everyone!I set up a baby pool for anyone who'd like to have a guess at when this baby is going to come. You can also guess on the sex and weight. And if you guess right, you can will win some mone...
Posted by april on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:14:00 PST