Samantha [fucking] Jean...[personal]

About Me

im sami.
ok,so im well-known in the music scene.
yes, im a cunt/bitch and everything in between.
i would become the most amazing person you ever met.
i have REALLY bad anger issues.
fuck your EDGE status...i like drinking alcohol.
i have no love left in me.
im guarenteed to make you laugh, or your money back.
i sing along to the worst songs.
my friends OUST your friends.
i say "brah" all the time...seriously.
im no one you met before;so dont try to compare.
i have more to offer than 3/4's of you.
i live in a society of lies so i put myself on a peddlestool for being real.
im a walking contradiction like you wouldnt believe.
and at the end of this, i can be the hugest sweetheart you can ever meet. i just have no reason to be.
end of story.

My Interests

= x sami owns you
[email protected]
= lover_catatonic

I'd like to meet:

&

the one who holds the key to my heart;
the cliche equivilent of my other half.

Music:

Television:

[ THE BOOB TUBE ] THE GOLDEN GIRLS WILL&GRACE W.W.E Raw w.w.e. SMACHDOWN! PEEWEE'S PLAYHOUSE FLAVOR OF LOVE WORLDSERIESOFPOPCULTURE LAW&ORDER CELEBRITY FIT CLUB FAMILY GUY FUTURAMA E! SOUP DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER BEST WEEK EVER WHERE MY DOGS AT? NEXT FRIENDS ELLEN & ANYTHING ON A&E & COMEDY CENTRAL.

My Blog

[.005[ LEAVE ME A VOICECOMMENT! & some retired pictures]

yea i cant stand having these old pictures taking up space but they are samantha classics!! ...
Posted by Samantha [fucking] Jean."[personal] on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

[.003] [ the man of my dreams was NEVER created ] [RE-EDITED]

So me and pam-cakes have been talking alot lately about men and life in general and come to the conclusion that all decent men that we want are either gay or taken. And its almost pathetic at the epid...
Posted by Samantha [fucking] Jean."[personal] on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:04:00 PST

[ .002 ] 37 things you might./might not know about me.

FACTS YOU MIGHT/MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT MOI. 1) I can quote more Dane Cook than you. Sometimes, hes the only thing that gets me through the day. 2) Starbucks fanactic. Double chocolate chip frappo...
Posted by Samantha [fucking] Jean."[personal] on Fri, 26 May 2006 02:12:00 PST

[ 001.] [want awesome hair? then check me out]

Posted by Samantha [fucking] Jean."[personal] on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 04:02:00 PST