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Keith

About Me

I bet that all of you are not as nice as you seem!!! Bowling, shooting, root beer at the Mug-n-Bun, LaHacienda chicken soup, Pall-Mall, Pantanjali's five aphorisms, Reece's Pieces are the greatest source of nourishment this side of hot wings, my sultry wife with the cannons firing behind her eyes, chick-a-biddies of the brunette persuasion (except Uma), and all of the usual stuff... fightin', fallin' down, blackin' out- all of the fun!!!! Oh, and, smoking a filtered cigarette is like licking a titty through a night gown(my wife wanted me to say that)!!!!! embed allowScriptAccess="never" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/photoslider.swf?u=321962 4" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="445" height="230"

My Interests

Things that aren't dumb.

I'd like to meet:

Uma

Music:

...it is the silence between the notes that makes the music, right? ROCK that does not suck!!!! Country that does not suck!!!! In my humble opinion, that about sums it up. Everything else, in my book, sucks. FYI, Devo does kicks ass!!!

Movies:

Sweet and Low Down, Barfly, Lewis and Clark and George, James at Fifteen

Television:

That one episode of...

Books:

Readingz stupid! (this is a quote from the former Mrs Hart) Wayne Dyer, Bukowski, Swank, Toni Morrison, William Gibson, Oui, Emily Bronte, Osho, Alice Walker, Ezra Pound, Tom Robbins, Hustler...

Heroes:

J.R. Ewing