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David Bareford

The greatest illusion of communication is that it has been accomplished.

About Me


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I'm a theatrical violence designer/stuntman working in Chicago: I'm the "D" in R&D Choreography. In the last 10 years, my business partenr and I have designed the violence and mayhem for over 120 productions and taught stage combat classes (the Fightshop) for about seven years now.I am also studying to be an American Sign Language interpreter and currently work as the Coordinator of Interpreting Services at a small interpreting agency.

My Interests

In my downtime, I enjoy writing in several genres. In the arena of live theatre, I have had five short plays and over 30 short sketches receive full productions, while another piece received a staged reading at Chicago's Goodman Theatre. I have published numerous nonfiction articles on the web and in print, covering topics as varied as dogpacking, sign language interpreting, U.S. Dept. of Education policy, and roleplaying games. I also pen the occasional first-person essay, and an ezine recently bought a couple of those.

I'd like to meet:

Jeff King, Doug Swingley (ok, I'm an Alaska-phile)

Books:

I have a couple in the works, but I haven't finished writing either of them yet.

Heroes:

Never watched it. Is it good?

My Blog

I’ve been tagged: Ten Random Facts

    Ten Random Facts You May Not Know About Me.1: I have no idea who my birth parents are. I was abandoned in a gas station restroom in Vallejo, California, when I was around 10 days ol...
Posted by David Bareford on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

People Are So Petty

[See full story here]It's unbelievable the nitpicky things that people harass the President about! Like yesterday, for instance, when he vetoed legislation that would expand a children's health insura...
Posted by David Bareford on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:17:00 PST

To Quote a Friend

I got to use a great line today from a play written by a friend. As I was nursing my morning coffee, my too-chipper, all-natural intern said, "You, know, coffee's not really good for you."I squinted a...
Posted by David Bareford on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST

Truer Words

This morning, Melissa and I were discussing my day's schedule (work, then a production meeting for Moreau, then rehearsal), and my 3-year-old daughter Eleanor misheard the conversation and asked, "You...
Posted by David Bareford on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:52:00 PST

Design Diary 3

[x-posted from tribe.net]Okay, I have a reasonable Draft 2 in the can. This still probably doesn't look anything like the final version, but it's enough to send it out to a couple of people for feedba...
Posted by David Bareford on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:38:00 PST

Design Diary 4

Last Saturday I made the trek to Port Washington (accompanied by my charming daughter Eleanor) to check out the Maritime Heritage Festival and to do a site survey for Pirate Festival 2008 with the "2 ...
Posted by David Bareford on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:38:00 PST

Design Diary 2

[x-posted from tribe.net]Draft 1 of the Pirate Invasion! script is complete. On the one hand, it's a milestone in the process, so I'm blogging about it, but on the other hand...you have different fing...
Posted by David Bareford on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:37:00 PST

Design Diary 1

[I'm going to be x-posting a few blog entries here from my tribe.net page, because several friends here are artistic types that will no doubt have good insights into the process...]So I have this litt...
Posted by David Bareford on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:36:00 PST

Well, that's cool...

My short story, Eden's Bodyguard, was selected for publication in Thuglit's first short story anthology: the Best of Thuglit. Which comes with some complimentary copies and a little bit of cash.Furthe...
Posted by David Bareford on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

Thought for the Day (via Marty/Elisa)

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
Posted by David Bareford on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:31:00 PST