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n@th@n

I was in my kitchen, and i heard it.....so i came out

About Me

Well im obviously not attractive.Im going bald. My body looks like a 12 year old girls body. I have horrible body odor. I spit when I talk. I walk with a limp. I have no fashion sense. I can't dance. I can rap in my truck but only until i pull up to a car of black guys and then suddenly my windows roll up and the volume turns down. I have exactly two friends in this world but one of them is a squirrel that i named Chipper that lives in the tree in my back yard and the other is my friend Ignacio that suprisingly only I can see or hear or talk to. I had a girlfriend once when I was 16 but she dumped me after 2 days for her brother. Other than that, I think that I got it goin on.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well i already met the girl who makes me the happiest person in the world.....so now i think i would like to meet people who don't judge too quick....and want to have fun and not be so damn dramatic over everything. People who will spend a week on the water in a houseboat and not bitch all the time...people who love animals and aren't so selfish that they forget about their friends and family.

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Music:

Rise Against, Pennywise, Slightly Stoopid, Good Riddance, My Chemical Romance, Ludacris, Chingy, Zebrahead, Pepper, and Nelson.

Movies:

My mom won't let me watch movies. She says that they are from the devil and they will make me have impure thoughts in my head about women. (Hey mom are you happy, now I have impure thoughts about gerbels and hampsters instead of women, good trade eh....)

Television:

(See above about movies only substitute the word "television" instead of "movies" and "any form of livestock or soft fruit" for "gerbels and hampsters") Thank You. Mgmt.

Books:

Hey I didnt lern all this hear grammer and spelling from reeding books idiot!!

Heroes:

I havn't really met my hero yet. If anybody knows a guy who sits on the couch all day drinking beer and watching sports while sitting in dirty chonies that he's been wearing for three days but still somehow has enough of an income to support all his dirty habits and tittie bar adventures and can get laid by any chick he wants...... please call me at 555-465-9900