Guten tag, I bid you welcome…
I’m assuming that in this section I am supposed to write something interesting and slightly amusing… To take myself above the common riff raff knocking about the doors…
Well, to be quite frank… I’m really not in the mood, but here goes.
From the beginning, my time originated around 1984…
I was a rather rowdy individual… In and out of the principal’s office, always seeking attention in the most amusing of situations, I have a distinct memory of forcing a kid to eat my banana and jam sandwiches because I really didn’t feel like eating them on that particular day… Another fond memory originates from my brother… I was being beaten up by a bully… Who was trying to make me eat some grass from a pile of recently mowed clippings… Naturally my brother (6 years older than myself) lumbered along behind the bully and tapped him on the shoulder… The bully turned around and was about to speak when his mouth met with my brother’s fist… and a handful of grass…
Anyway, out of the past and into the present… I grew up mainly in New Zealand from where I made the move into an IT (and crime fighting) career in Sydney…
I’m still there at the moment… You may see me on some nights, roaming the central business district… Strutting along in my spiffy purple leotard, my sequins flashing eerily in the dim street light as I lurk through alleyways… And beware… If I see you committing any sort of crime… You will feel the wrath of my fairy wand… (I must warn you that the star on the top is quite lethal... I know it looks rather quaint but your eyeball won’t like it I assure you)… So J-walkers, Street thieves, beware! There is a new force in town!
I tend to always laugh… Even in the worst situations… When I’m not laughing… I’m usually making other people laugh… Even at the cost of my own pride, if I see someone sad I’ll act like an idiot until they crack up, or disown me… Anyway, I don’t want to ramble on about myself and make me seem like something I’m not….
Bet you wish you hadn’t just wasted 10 minutes of your life reading that…
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