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CharissaAshley

The Gift Of Memory Is An Awful Curse

About Me


I've a penchant for dysfunctional and/or attitudinal people.They're far more intriguing than idiotic,whup-worthy douche bags who deem popularity is synonymous with normalcy.
My dream home is a Gothic mental institution in which its residents are dressed in Victorian costumes. My dream home is a Baroque-inspired mansion with an arsenal of guns and a personal race track encircling the entire plot of land.I'll have a pure white Great Pyrenees,a steward and a gay family doctor.Parked in my garage are a Ferrari 360 Spider,a Lamborghini LP640 Roadster,a Honda Civic EG6 and a Hummer.
I'm fascinated by how certain *cough* deficient individuals say 'abundant' when they really mean 'abandoned'.
I tend to change horses in midstream 'cause I've an attention span the length of a matchstick.
I think all these incessant Gender Equality debates are nothing but outward manifestations of feminists' insecurities masked by their deep-seated need to tantamount themselves to the biologically superior male species.For argument's sake,of course there are cases where females are superior.
Cute,high-angle mug shot taking,pink loving,imbecilic girls Irritate me.
I dont do small talk.
I take pleasure in irritatin the fuck outta people.Nothing beats seeing them tighten their jaws and clench their fists while I smirk to myself.Ah,simple pleasures.
I'm a hardcore Gemini.That should sum up everything.So now,get lost.
Your time and patience in reading all this is greatly unappreciated so fuck you *cough* thank you and have a *cough* nice day.
By the way,if YoU'Re oNe Of thoSe ChiLdish, ImBeCiLic aNd DaFt fUckS wHo TypE iN ThIs aEsThEtIcalLy uNsIgHtLy aNd ObViOuSLy InFaNtiLe mAnNeR, I suggest you not waste time on leavin me a message. No, Im not unfriendly, I'm just selective. So Shut The Fuck Up, bitch

My Interests

travelling. hibernating.
gazing at the stars. sun tanning.
tattoos. piercings.
avantgarde art movements. art manifestos.
writing. drawing.
reading the dictionary. people-watching.
music. art.
philosophy. uttering rubbish.
silence. noise.
modded cars. painfully slow rides.
feeling depressed. feeling ecstatic.
beer. whiskey.
alley bar. coffee bean.
spinelli. zouk.
staring at the sky. being preoccupied.
local short stories. bimbo movies.
arts central. mtv.
tau huay. escargot.
laughing. stoning.
cigarettes. chocolate ice blended.
black. white.
solitude. company.
guns. pencils.

I'd like to meet:

God and Marilyn Manson combined, incest-survivors, necrophiliacs, histrionics, hedonists, schizoids, the twisted and what have you...Oh, and Andy Warhol

Music:


Smashing Pumpkins
Sick Of It All
Dashboard Confessional
Get Up Kids
Killswitch Engage
Thrice
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
AFI
A Heartwell Ending
Death Cab for Cutie
Radiohead
A Vacant Affair
Caracal
Mogwai
Modest Mouse
Thursday
Taking Back Sunday
Tori Amos
Finch
Funeral For A Friend
Julie Delpy
Bjork
Hawthorne Heights
Muse
Placebo
Prodigy
Portishead
Saosin
Underoath
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Coheed and Cambria
Cocteau Twins
Maximo Park
Bloc Party
Broken Social Scene

Movies:

strong
The Crow
American History X
Fight Club
Girl Interrupted
Virgin Suicides
Prozac Nation
Hard Candy
Devil's Rejects
Stigmata
Saw
Before Sunset
Talking Cock
Be With Me
Thank You For Smoking
Perth
Sin City
The Devil Wears Prada
End Of Days
Gone In 60 Seconds
The Fast and the Furious
Lords of Dogtown
Harold & Kumar
You Got Served
Wicker Park

Television:

sitcoms, CSI, Criminal Minds, Prison Break, Miami Ink

Books:

Movies

Heroes:

Jack Daniels