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Dirk Morrissey

Fuck work, I've got Morrissey concerts to go to!

About Me

..If you have 5 seconds to spare, then I'll tell you the story of my life.....All men have secrets and here is mine, So let it be known.... And if you have five seconds to spare, then I'll tell you the story of my life : I used to walk without ease, on the Los Angeles streets were I was raised. Then I had a really bad dream.... It lasted 18 years, 7 months, and 27 days....Eighteen, clumsy and shy... I went to Salt Lake and I, I said : "I like it here - can I stay ? I like it here - can I stay ? Do you have a vacancy.... for a Back-scrubber?"I didn't know anyone in Salt lake and so, I checked all the registered historical facts and I was shocked into shame to discover, how I'm the 18th pale descendant of some old queen or other!

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My Interests

New York Dolls - Jet BoyThe Smiths - Hand in GloveMorrissey - Don't Make Fun of Daddy's VoicePregnant for the last time
The Importance of being Morrissey pt.1The Importance of being Morrissey pt.2

I'd like to meet:

Morrissey! His music just means so much to me. I've been a fan of Morrissey and The Smiths since I first discovered them in 1997. I've gotten to the point where I can't seem to shut up about him, which I need to work on. I listen to his music every single day and I just never get tired of hearing it. I love it when I get my friends to try one of his cds, especially when they become a fan! Fuck yeah! Anyway, I would fucking love to meet the man, his music means a lot to me and I relate to a lot of the things he sings about. Like he said in one of his songs: He has a love, and hate, and passions just like mine!Oh yeah, I'd also like to meet.....

Music:

I love music! My favourite singer is Morrissey (surprise surprise!), so of course I love The Smiths. Other favourites include The Clash, Sex Pistols, Ramones, Talking Heads, Depeche Mode, The Jam, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Stranglers, Joy Division / New Order, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Oingo Boingo, The New York Dolls, Franz Ferdinand, The Postal Service, Green Day, Tiger Army, Iggy Pop, The Cure, The Misfits, and The Stooges.
Which solo Morrissey song are you?
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You're "Cemetary Gates" ! You're smarter
than other people, with their trite
romanticized ideas about things. You have a
wicked sense of satire.

Which Smiths Song Are You?
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You are The Smiths, the first album. This album has
lots of songs about sex. It includes such songs
as Reel Around the Fountain, Pretty Girls Make
Graves, and Suffer Little Children.

What Smiths album are you?
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Movies:

I love Movies! Nothing like watching them at the theatre for a better experience, me thinks. Some of my favourites include Revenge of the Nerds, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Jackie Brown, Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Capote, Crash, The House of Sand and Fog, Blow, New York Doll, Lord of the Rings, Stand By Me, South Park, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, and The Pianist. There's more, but those are the ones that come to mind at the moment.

Television:

Little Britain, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Oz, Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, 24, South Park, Family Guy, The Critic, The Simpsons, Dead Like Me, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, and The West Wing.

Heroes:

Morrissey and Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman) are my two biggest heroes. Something might be wrong with me....

My Blog

My dream came true on May 7th 2007

I had just barely gotten home last night when I recieved a text message from my friend David Berg, saying that Morrissey was at Bar Deluxe here in Salt Lake last night! I thought he was just bullshitt...
Posted by Dirk Morrissey on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:59:00 PST