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Nathan Walker

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

About Me


This is the strangest interview I have ever seen. He uses the words "lumberjack", "creature", and insists he would "hit" Tyra. I dont know whether to be incredibly jealous or incredibly justified in reiterating that RYAN SEACREST IS GAY!Did we just carjack someone?.. width="425" height="350" ....Karen Walker
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You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You? Are you a socialite?
Yahtzee! You're unique in your style and a very enjoyable person to be around. You also keep good company and know how to have a kick-ass time. Socialite? You're damn right.. Paris Hilton watch out!
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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
You Are 69% American
Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! How American Are You? Which Will and Grace Character Are You?
You're Karen Walker! You married for money, and you enjoy every extravagant moment of it. You love liquor and prescription pills, and make hilarious judgmental comments about your best friends. Keep it up!
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My Interests

Fashion (Gucci, Armani, Versace, Prada, Fendi, Cavalli, Theory, Ralph Lauren, Burberry, Jil Sander, Hugo Boss, Marc Jacobs, Michael Kors, Dior Homme...money; the Episcopal Church; law.
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Name: Nathan Walker
Birthday: 4/12/1982
Birthplace: Origin Unknown
Current Location: Houston, TX
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Origins Unknown
The Shoes You Wore Today: Gucci boots
Your Weakness: Guys and clothes
Your Fears: Cockroaches, aliens, bisexuals, clowns, poverty, and Big Lots
Your Perfect Pizza: A salad
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get myself a man. Again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "hehe" It's like, the default when I have nothing to say
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it, and what day is it. And who the hell is that cute guy putting on his boxers?
Your Best Physical Feature: My tongue
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out or he gets tired
Your Most Missed Memory: What's a missed memory?
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke and Bacardi Coco
MacDonalds or Burger King: Huh?
Single or Group Dates: Group dates are major cockblocks
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, if I'm even drinking tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Venti decaf iced white mocha, no whipped cream
Do you Smoke: Yes. And I like it. And I dont want to stop yet. In fact, I'll have one now
Do you Swear: Enough to where I dont notice sometimes
Do you Sing: Yes, and I do car dancing on top of that
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that. $100,000 for nothing.
Do you want to get Married: More than anything
Do you belive in yourself: I've heard rumors and myths that I exist, but I'm still undecided.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I only use vomit bags when I'm around couples
Do you think you are Attractive: I clean up real nice. And I have an unearthly charm
Are you a Health Freak: Drink? Smoke? Chocolate? No.
Do you get along with your Parents: If they keep sending me money
Do you like Thunderstorms: Dont care
Do you play an Instrument: Heh, you could say that.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Obvious
In the past month have you Smoked: Obvious
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No actually unless you count shopping as one
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes I have. It was with someone I like a lot and I'd been dying for them to ask
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Obvious
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Whats an Oreo?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. It's the only fish I care to eat
In the past month have you been on Stage: Uhh sort of
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: I've been sober
Ever been called a Tease: No I'm pretty much a sure thing and I follow through
Ever been Beaten up: Nah, although I probably need a good ass kicking now and then
Ever Shoplifted: No, it's not worth it
How do you want to Die: Having sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm thinking either a lawyer or a housewife
What country would you most like to Visit: France and then Italy again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: As tall or taller (hard for me!)
Weight: Proportionate...little muscle never hurt
Best Clothing Style: Laid back, masculine stuff, casual, not fancy like me
Number of Drugs I have taken: What is this a background check?
Number of CDs I own: 200 or so
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets are weights that tie us down in the present. Any I have I have forgotten or drank away.

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Just cool home skillets. No shitheads...
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Salvaging the shreds of form in this huge vat of emptiness and chaos, which is everything and nothing at once, reason is enflamed into passion. At some point we will plummet into the realm of void, realizing the illusion and tragedy of this endless cycle of lust and death. The loss of all emotion. The inevitability of suffering. The need for detachment. It will transform me and I will see no more for the naked mind knows no limits. But this moment is so perfect. Let me remain here a little longer, if only to live a dream; a dream of you. And that which we serve with undiminishing faith and care, though an endless source of disenchantment, it will never die, for real becomes unreal when the unreal is real. And when the falling out occurs, emptiness will not overcome me although the truth may be. For truth becomes fiction when the fiction is true. And the power of this truth lies in the beauty of fiction, but Courtney's still a whore.

Music:

OK, in iPod order: ABBA, Aerosmith, Alan Jackson, Alanis Morisette, All-American Rejects, Andrea Bocelli, The Ataris, Barenaked Ladies, The Beatles, Belinda Carlisle, Ben Folds Five, Beth Hart, Better Than Ezra, Billy Joel, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, Boston, Brad Paisley, Brandy, Brian McKnight, Britney Spears (pre- white trash transformation), Bruce Springsteen, Celine Dion, Cher, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, Cranberries, Cyndi Lauper, Dashboard Confessional, Daniel Powder, Dave Matthews, David Bowie, Deanna Carter, Depeche Mode, Dido, Dixie Chicks, DMX, Donna Lewis, Drowning Pool, Duran Duran, Eminem, Enrique Iglesias, Erasure, Evanescence, Faith Hill, Fiona Apple, Fuel, Garbage, Garth Brooks, George Straight, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gwar, Gwen Stefani, Hilary Duff, Iio, Indigo Girls, J-Kwon, Jason Mraz, Jay-Z, Jessica Simpson, Jewel, Jimmy Eat World, Jo Dee Messina, Journey, Kanye West, Keith Urban, Kelly Clarkson, Kenny Chesney, Kid Rock, Kids of Widney High (Retard Choir), The Killers, Kina, Korn, Kylie Minogue, Leann Rimes, Lenny Kravitz, Lifehouse, Lil Kim, Lil Jon, Limp Bizkit, Lisa Loeb, Liz Phair, Los Lonely Boys, Ludacris, Macy Gray, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Martina McBride, Mary J Blige, Matchbox 20, Mayhem, Melissa Etheridge, Metallica, Michelle Branch, Missy Elliott, Moby, Morrissey, Natalie Merchany, Nelly Furtado, Nick Lachey, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Offspring, Otep, OutKast, Ozzy Osbourne, Paris Hilton, Pat Green, Paula Cole, Pink, The Police, Queen, REM, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rod Stewart, Ryan Cabrera, Santana, Sarah MacLachlan, Seal, Selena, Shakira, Shania Twain, Sheryl Crow, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Sophie B. Hawkins, Static-X, Sting, Sublime, Sugar Ray, System of a Down, Third Eye Blind, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith (but he's a dick), Tom Petty, Tonic, Tori Amos, Tracy CHapman, Train, Trapt, Trisha Yearwood, U2, Unwritten Law, Usher, Vanessa Carlton, Weezer

Movies:

Ok, in no particular order: Welcome to the Dollhouse, Muriel's Wedding, But I'm a Cheerleader, Star Wars 1-6, Gladiator, [Bareback] Mountain, Latter Days, Legally Blonde, Slums of Beverly Hills, Slackers, 8 Mile, The Omen, Mame, Dangerous Beauty, American Beauty, What About Bob?, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Batman, Batman Returns, Spiderman I & II, Cruel Intentions, Igby Goes Down, Wonder Boys, Signs, Monster, Gosford Park, Jackass the Movie, The Ring, Rocky Horror, Office Space, Chocolat, Sin City, A Beautiful Mind, One Hour Photo, Pretty Woman, Dancer in the Dark, Dead Man Walking, Unfaithful, Chicago, Devil's Advocate, American Pie I, II, and III, Moulin Rouge, Fight Club, 28 Days Later, Swimfan, Dawn of the Dead, Madam, The Good Girl, Under the Tuscan Sun, Mean Girls, A Cinderella Story, Saw, Saw II, Reality Bites, Sweet Home Alabama, The Exorcist, Traffic, Dude Where's My Car?, Elizabeth, Empire Recors, Father of the Bride, The Usual Suspects, Fried Green Tomatoes, Steel Magnolias, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, The Devil Wears Prada, Coyote Ugly, Rent, Sorority Boys, Saved!, The Birdcage, Titanic, Final Destination, Jurassic Park, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, The Big Lebowski, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Stand By Me, Bridget Jones, Riding in Cars With Boys, Varisty Blues, Can't Hardly Wait, Romeo + Juliet, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Sum of All Fears, The Siege, Dead Man Walking, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Mrs. Doubtfire, Mame, Working Girl, Traffic, Rumor Has It, In Her Shoes, TransAmerica

Television:

AMERICAN IDOL (only because I love Ryan Seacrest), Will and Grace, Family Guy, CSI: Anything, Project Runway, Dateline: To Catch A Predator (ahahaha), The Jeff Corwin Experience (HOT), DOG the Bounty Hunter!!...anything on Food Network without that airhead Rachel Ray, A&E serial killer biographies (freeeeaks), NBC news, Jericho (They reel you in wondering who the fuck nuked America but they never explain), mind-numbing MTV schlock on occasion, The Nanny, Golden Girls...I dont watch a lot of TV.

Books:

The Devil Wears Prada, I Am Charlotte Simmons (reminds me of some people in law school, sadly), The Long Hard Road Out of Hell (Marilyn Manson), The Truth is... by Melissa Etheridge, VICE, John Grisham crap, tawdry romance novels, and do GQ and Details count as books?

Heroes:

AA is a cult. Read. http://www.geocities.com/drugsandalcoholinfo/webpagesandpape rs/mindcontroltactics.htm