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Electric Rye Bot

I don't remember eating that.

About Me

PAST HEADLINES: Somewhere between where you are and where you're going, there's a Super 8. See you along the way: Bustin' makes me feel good! ( I ain't afraid no ghosts): There are 10 types of people in the world – Those who know binary, and those who don’t: You can open your eyes now: Hey Peter man turn on channel 9, it's the breast exam!:Do you realize if I saw myself in the mirror right now I'd have to kick my own ass?: Why Tom Won't Marry Katie!: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese: Wind is like the air, only pushier: If at first you don't succeed...get new batteries: Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge: Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter: Killing A Texas-sized Roach With a 3,000,000 Kiloton Nuclear Warhead: Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say: A mutant is very dangerous to you because it flies faster than you do and shoots at you: Katie begs Angelina: BE MY FRIEND!: I'm an electrician. Let me check your shorts: Electrickery: The Appliance of Science
I don't know when my life changed: I can't remember when it got strange: I lock my doors and pull the shades: I spend my days and nights deranged: Fear:Talkin' to myself just the other day- I'm totally fuckin' paranoid and who is to blame?- Half the time I'm hiding, the other half I pray- I'm always fuckin' waiting for the judgment day-Fear is big business. Fear is big business.-Who the fuck's to blame for my mental disease? Pick out any country in the Middle East- But Oklahoma City happened right next to me- And don't forget Waco and the government siege-Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear is big business-Fear on the television always the same: Terrorists everywhere including my brain: I was never frightened of Saddam Hussein: The US government's the one to blame:Fear is big business.
YUXTAPONER. Yeah, I know it's pixelated. Call the pixel police...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A droid that will bring my drink :

Music:

I hate music. It's Billy Ocean or nothing.

Movies:

The assholes in charge of the movies.

Television:

Has been around for about 60 years.

Books:

Men are From Mars, Women Enjoy Penus

Heroes:

Look at what's happened to me, I can't believe it myself. Suddenly I'm up on top of the world, It should've been somebody else.Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free eee eee. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not it's just me.It's like a light of a new day, It came from out of the blue. Breaking me out of the spell I was in, Making all of my wishes come true ue ue.Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free eee eee. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not it's just me.Dinosaurs were our friends. And then you killed them. Just like the indians!

My Blog

Cool Cop-From: Morgan

cool cop you turbin hating F-150 commander of the home on da range la migra is just a stop on a storied career of busts from here to Tangiers a fence won't work this game is for live bodies your Knigh...
Posted by Electric Rye Bot on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:31:00 PST

Atlantis Landing Delayed After Mystery Object Spotted

By Tariq MalikStaff Writerposted: 19 September 200601:29 pm ET CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla.  NASA shuttle managers are deciding whether simple camera views, a third heat shield survey or possibly even a spac...
Posted by Electric Rye Bot on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST

I'm Dr. Phil now.

"He who lives without quarreling is a bachelor." St. JeromeYou should see a videotape of your last fight. No, not the one you had with that loudmouth at the Cubs game. I'm talking about the argument ...
Posted by Electric Rye Bot on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:53:00 PST

Quick Fix by William S. Burroughs

Put it country simple,Earth has a lot of things other folks might want,like the whole planet.And maybe these folks would like a few changes made,Like more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere,and room for...
Posted by Electric Rye Bot on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 02:47:00 PST