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About Me

Devon --
[noun]:

A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comDevon: At age 48 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
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My Interests

Hot dogs and my quest to find new hot dog restaurants. root beer floats. delicious food. projects that involve hot glue guns or spray adhesive, revolutions/devolutions, cephalopods,chutes & ladders, the color green, foxes, pedicures, salted foods, cats named cosgrove and remington, pictures drawn with crayons, new pillows, not being spoltchy, rwg's, naps, skipping work, fabric softner, badmnitton ballerina style, roller derby matches both a day early and the day of.

I'd like to meet:

4 armed grimace and a unicorn.

Music:

meatloaf in all his glory, mae, all things motown, saddle creek records and the johnny mathis christmas album.

Movies:

evil dead trilogy, dead alive, peewees big adventure, the last unicorn, kurosawa (all of it), movies with beautiful cinematography, inspirational movies with horses in them, the ever soon to be released college gold, the lost skeleton of cadavra, shaun of the dead and hot fuzz, aunt rose ( i'm IN it), moulin rouge, v for vendetta, lilo and stitch, she-ra the movie.

Television:

green hornet, pee wee's playhouse, futurama, ae reality shows, project runway, the girls next door, anything about giant squids, Shark Week.

Books:

gregory maguire, salinger, truth&beatuy, zombie survival guides, the fountainhead, smutty romance novels that i'm named after, books on etiquette, ender's game, the count of monte cristo, sex drugs and cocoa puffs, domestication magazines, hpot, series of unfortunate events, cookbooks.

Heroes:

Jim Henson

My Blog

day off!

had i gone into work today...well had work not been cancelled today, i would have used my powers for good and gone to the gym. instead, i have decided to eat a variety of snack foods.this direct...
Posted by Devonese on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:51:00 PST

it's my birthday and i'll die if i want to

you'd think since last year i was vomiting on my birthday, i'd get a 'get out of sickness' card for this year. nope. the flu it is! how special.however, we still tried to make the mo...
Posted by Devonese on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST

grace anatomy

shawn and i started ballroom dance last night. this consisted of, an old sassy couple teaching the class, their two dance helpers and 45million people trying to learn some grace. (one more...
Posted by Devonese on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:29:00 PST

probably why i had to make the last post

there's a cookie armagedeon going on and no one is even the wiser. i am, of course, talking about the great Samoas vs Caramel deLights debate that has plagued lovers of girl scout cookies for years.&n...
Posted by Devonese on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST

gym

today is my first lone day at the gym. i have come to the conclusion that since i am facing extreme amounts of pigglitude, i must be pro-active and take this opportunity to be a slenderized devo...
Posted by Devonese on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:51:00 PST

IRritataionS

the federal government, who i might add has no trouble taking my money, has lost my refund. after pushing numerous buttons on the irs automated system, i was (finally) able to speak to a human person....
Posted by Devonese on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:54:00 PST

domo arigato mr. roboto (or mom and dad)

i'm going to japan with my brother, bitches. eat it.
Posted by Devonese on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:00:00 PST

5 year plan minus one year.

woooo! devon's got her first gig as a wedding planner! look out couples in love, i shall take the wedding organizing world by storm! (or by careful planning and budgeting.)
Posted by Devonese on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:54:00 PST

context: unadmissable

"and you'll be like, this doesn't feel like a bed, this feels like you're eating snacks!"i wish i could explain the context of half of the things shawn says to me that are utterly hilarious....
Posted by Devonese on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

gobble gobble

nothing says thanksgiving quite like finding a dead (but clean) squirrel in your washer machine accompanining your freshly washed clothes. some people say "turkey" and "stuffing" do, but that's just r...
Posted by Devonese on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST