Mr. Wickett buys a candy bar

About Me

My Interests

snorting lots and lots of crystal meth

I'd like to meet:

kurt vonnegut, before he keels over. i'd also like to meet hideo kojima, cause he's a whack job. i guess if i could, i would wanna meet ashton kutcher and ashley simpson too... so i could punch them in the necks
I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Music:

i friggin hate the radio, but the bands i enjoy that are more...'nuanced', would be white stripes, franz ferdinand, the killers, green day (before they went political) nirvana, NIN, butch walker (he's my pal), sixteen buttons of justice, Hard & phirm. mail me for a complete list of artists in my cd collection. you'll be shocked and disgusted

Movies:

that one with your mom in it. i thought that one was pretty hot.

Television:

i just typed a bunch of crap in here and now it's gone... and you guys aren't worth me trying to remember what i just typed. screw you

Books:

yeah... um. A lot. howsa bout that, huh? you got a problem?

Heroes:

andy kaufman. the mans a damned legend in my eyes

My Blog

( now public ) ease my mind *edit

Call me Call meArtist unkownI close my eyes and I keep seeing thingsRainbow waterfallssunny liquid dreamConfusion creeps inside me raining doubtGotta get to youBut I don't know howCall me, Call meLet ...
Posted by Mr. Wickett buys a candy bar on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:11:00 PST

outer rim

People are not so easy to penetrate, metaphorically speaking... I found myself standing in line yesterday, to buy my own form of slow carcinogenic suicide. In front of me, there were two women in fron...
Posted by Mr. Wickett buys a candy bar on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:03:00 PST

a big fat hunk of blog

Alternate titles for this blog? "I think I'm gonna BLOG" "I just blogged in my pants" "Check out my huge blog" "Hunka Hunka burnin' blog" There's more, but I'll get to tha bloggin', 'cuz this'll proba...
Posted by Mr. Wickett buys a candy bar on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

you wish you knew my right hand

somewhere along the road to dakota someone mistook me for a batch of paper crayons. It was an honest misunderstanding, me having fixed the fellows hat for a mere corner of the piecrust he had baked fo...
Posted by Mr. Wickett buys a candy bar on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

because it's silly

"Mrs. Forbes said that hating yellow and brown is just being silly. And Siobhan said that she shouldn't say things like that and everyone has favorite colors. And Siobhan was right. But Mrs Forbes was...
Posted by Mr. Wickett buys a candy bar on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

The Charlotte Experiment

Is over. has been over, i should say... i've been a slack bastard about keeping this all up-to-date, and i've been ignoring more than a few people on here... So, yes, i'm back at home now. Stuck at ho...
Posted by Mr. Wickett buys a candy bar on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:58:00 PST

so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu

so it's actually happening. i'm moving to charlotte. in a few days.short notice, i know. this is effing crazy. i have a lot of mixed feelings about this, and i'm not sure how to think about any of thi...
Posted by Mr. Wickett buys a candy bar on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:57:00 PST

come on ryan... more lyrics? what the hell...

7am... The garbage truck beeps as it backs up And I start my day thinking about what Ive thrown away... Could I push rewind? All the credits rolled in signifying the end But I missed t...
Posted by Mr. Wickett buys a candy bar on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 03:39:00 PST

i thought i didn't listen to fiona apple

and i dont... didn't but she's got some good ditties goin on. and this one is stuck in my head i liked the video. and i like to look at the moon CriminalI've been a bad, bad girlI've been careless wit...
Posted by Mr. Wickett buys a candy bar on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:11:00 PST

jump in the river and drown

"...I know a place where you can sometimes sing along with yourself if you take the notion. You stand on a wooded slope overlooking the deep green river far below, and sing into a lofty amphitheatre o...
Posted by Mr. Wickett buys a candy bar on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 01:02:00 PST