They Call Me "J-NICE"

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The Drug Problem in America The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?'' I replied: I had a drug problem when I was young:I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profane four-letter word. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad's fields. I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed. Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place. ~author unknown~

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joel "J-NICE" Cowart
Birthday: JULY 2nd - SUMMER BABYS RULE
Birthplace: LONG A.K.A. STRONG BEACH, CALIFORN-I-A
Current Location: KANSAS
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK AND WAVY BABY
Height: 5'9" WITH SHOES ON
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT BABY
Your Heritage: KINGS AND QUEENS!!! BLACK
The Shoes You Wore Today: I LOVE MY ALL BLACK J's
Your Weakness: I HAVE NONE
Your Fears: GOD
Your Perfect Pizza: SAUSAGE AND PEPPERONI
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'M TRYING TO BE THAT MAN, YA FEEL ME!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: GET UP JOEL... YOU KNOW YOU HAVE STUFF TO DO!
Your Best Physical Feature: MY LIPS AND MY CHEST (THEIR BOTH BIG IN A GOOD WAY!!!)
Your Bedtime: 3ish
Your Most Missed Memory: HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL - WOW!!!
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI DUH!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK ALL DAY
Single or Group Dates: DEPENDS ON THE GIRL...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NO TEA FOR ME PLEASE?
Chocolate or Vanilla: MILK CHOCOLATE BABY!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: ONE CARMEL FRAP COMING RIGHT UP!
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: NOT TO MUCH
Do you Sing: DUH!!!!!!!! CAN YOU TALK?
Do you Shower Daily: NOT FOR THE LAST YEAR!!! LOL ;)
Have you Been in Love: ONCE
Do you want to go to College: I'M THERE
Do you want to get Married: ASAP, BUT NO RUSH... :) HONEST!!!
Do you belive in yourself: I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHO STRENGTHENS ME!!! PHILLIPIANS 4:13
Do you get Motion Sickness: I PLAY FOOTBALL...
Do you think you are Attractive: A LOT OF GIRLS TELL ME I AM SO NOW I'M BELIEVING IT!!!
Are you a Health Freak: NEVER... DO YOU WANT TO DIE HEALTHY?!?!?!
Do you get along with your Parents: I MUST SAY I DO!
Do you like Thunderstorms: I MUST SAY I DO!
Do you play an Instrument: I MUST SAY I DO! - VIOLIN
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ONE DRINK, ONE TIME...
In the past month have you Smoked: HECK NO!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO SIR... OR MA'AM...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NOT EXACTLY...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: LIKE, DUH!!! TOTALLY...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'VE LAID OFF OF THEM FOR SOME REASON LATELY... I THINK I'M TRIPPIN'!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NEVER
In the past month have you been on Stage: ALWAYS!!! I WILL MAKE MYSELF A STAGE TO PERFOM ON... TRUST ME :-l
In the past month have you been Dumped: I GOTTA BE WIFED UP FIRST...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NEVER
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOT MY BAG BABY... - AUSTIN POWERS
Ever been Drunk: NOT MY BAG BABY... - AUSTIN POWERS
Ever been called a Tease: YES MA'AM...
Ever been Beaten up: NEVER STARTED A FIGHT, NEVER LOST A FIGHT!!!
Ever Shoplifted: NOT MY BAG BABY... - AUSTIN POWERS
How do you want to Die: LIVING FOR CHRIST
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A DIFFERENCE MAKER!
What country would you most like to Visit: GERMANY!!! DON'T ASK ME WHY, BUT IF YOU DO I'LL EXPLAIN! LOL :)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BROWN
Favourite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: ???
Weight: ???
Best Clothing Style: CLASSY, NOT TRASHY
Number of Drugs I have taken: LAY OFF THEM PLEASE...
Number of CDs I own: WE LOVE MUSIC
Number of Piercings: THE EARS...
Number of Tattoos: NONE HOPEFULY, BUT WE CAN DEAL
Number of things in my Past I Regret: HOPEFULY SOME LESSONS LEARNED, BUT NOT TO HUGE...

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...believe in true love?
Your hands say With me, you'll never be lost.
Your eyes say You're amazing.
Your hugs say Nothing I desire compares with you.
Your kisses say I almost can't believe you love me.
Your body says Just curl up next to me.
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