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About Me

for those of you know me then great, but for those of you who i used to know from way back when, i'm still fat. yep as hard as it is to believe i never got around to shedding my fatness away. it's all laziness realy. anyways if you don't know me then now know you, and knowing half the battle. if you have any question for me ask, does'nt matter, if you want to know how small my penis is ask. if you want to know if i can only get off while getting jack hammered in the ass while wearing lady's clothing while the song from anne (hard knock life) is playing in the background ask. if you want to know if an accual answer to some question of relavence in your life ask abby, because i can bearly figure my own problems out.

My Interests

playing music, watching tv, and writing

I'd like to meet:

my parents, and jonhhy cockrans ghost, and all my middle eastern brothas like sadam, osama, and anyone who want to rob a bank so we can go shopping, like maybe to sears, and then to bed bath and beyond, and if theres time maybe just maybe to the disney store, i'm still eyeing out that plush goofy.

Music:

anything thats not bad

Movies:

horror movies, expliotation movies, action movies, comedies, and occationally the new agent cody banks sequal

Television:

simpsons, stroker and hoop, 30 rock, scrubs,the critic, reno 911, metalocalypes, and oh course heros monday nights at 10/9 central, the boondocks, and again to many to name. who wants to read when tv can make you stupid

Books:

pop up books. there so much fun. "if i did it" was ok but oj does'nt give the awsome gorey details your looking for. it kind of killed me inside to invest about 3 hour into that book just to find out he does'nt remember killing his ex wife and goldman. now you know and you don't have to waste your time reading the book.

Heroes:

k fed. need i say more. and oj for having the balls to write a book like if i did it. and stedman, i don't who did he had to suck but he'll never work again.