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Jammer Delaney

Boy, I tell ya, skatin' has changed alot since I was a top jammer.

About Me

This is f'n sweet...Introducing Southpark Lesley, Jacen Burrows, Erika, Colby and Customer Service Lance...
Well, I pretty much suck. I'm a gamer(i.e. Fables, Final Fantasy, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Katamari, Sims2, Age of Mythology, WoW, etc) and, in addition to books, read comics (i.e. see favorite books) and am the self proclaimed President of the Super-Nerd Club and also the self proclaimed Mayor of Crazy Town (i beat out Ann Heche for this office). I like to play with/humiliate my dog, Sarah, who is the bestest girl ever, play records (mostly house and hip hop), read, watch movies, play video games, play board games (love Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit, Taboo and Scattergories, and Simpson's Clue is good times too), write, play foosball, make people laugh, laugh myself, laugh AT myself, watch NCAA football, host theme gatherings such as "Amish Night" or a "Painted Babies Party", garden (I'm a "pansy planter") and eat (yay food!). I also once enjoyed snowboarding, dancing, taking Sarah to the park to swim, playing soccer & softball, traveling, falling off of skateboards, fishing, camping, being a bad-ass and charming all the ladies but had to put those activities on hold for a while as i dealt/deal with anxiety. I hope to be adding these activities back to my repertoire ASAP as i have sincerely missed dancing, snowboarding and charming the ladies! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I prefer my friends list to contain an abundance of actual friends (yeah, I'm friends with Bjork, what's your point?) but have met a couple cool people thru myspace. Musicians: If you scream rather than sing or if you're in a jam band, bugger off.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can accept that i love to watch BtVS without having the urge to punch me in the face...that'd be a nice change. Someone who'd watch it WITH me...now that's just crazy talk...but if it happened, "oh joy"! If anyone wants to talk Sunnydale, comics, video games, life, love or loss...gimme a holler! HOLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Music:

Bjork, Tori Amos, Beck, Tricky, Portishead, Sarah McLachlan, Gang Starr, Jamiroquai, Outkast, Beastie Boys, Beth Orton, Hank Sr., Fiona Apple, Johnny Cash, Massive Attack, Coldplay, Missy Elliot, Derrick Carter, Luscious Jackson, Liz Phair, Ozomatli, Gillian Welch, Mark Farina, David Alvarado, Dolly Parton, Jurassic 5, Ani Difranco, Q-Tip, LTJ Bukem, Tribe Called Quest, Ms. Dynamite, pre-"Ray of Light" Madonna, Jack Johnson, Allison Krauss, Nappy Roots, Emmylou Harris, DMX, early Black Eyed Peas, Coldcut, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Indigo Girls, X-Ecutioners, The Roots, Eve, Morcheeba, Digable Planets, Soul Coughing, Tricky, Bill Withers, Kevin Yost, Marty Robbins, Southern Culture on the Skids, Janet Jackson (live), Alanis Morisette (not live), Imogen Heap.

Movies:


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D.E.B.S., The Color Purple, X-Men, X-2, Usual Suspects, Shawshank Redemption,


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Boys Don't Cry, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Closer, Henry & June,


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Memento, Fight Club, Waiting for Guffman, Edward Scissorhands, Finding Nemo,


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Finding Neverland, Incredibles, 3 Amigos, O Brother Where Art Thou,


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The Others, Girl Interrupted, Goodfellas, Bring It On, Fargo, Green Mile, Fried Green Tomatoes, Reefer Madness the Musical,


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Bound, Gia, But I'm a Cheerleader, The Notebook, and of course...DIRTY DANCING!!!


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Television:

Currently watching Summer '07: Battlestar Galactica, Weeds, Daily Show, Buffy Season 7. Favorite shows over the years: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Dead Like Me, Scrubs, CSI, MXC, Third Rock From the Sun, NCAA football, Golden Girls, Bewitched.

Books:

Dictionary (love me some words), Harry Potter series; anything by Augusten Burroughs, Sarah Vowell, Dan Brown, Neil Gaiman or Stephen King; comic books (i'll just name a few i read regularly) "Walking Dead", "Runaways", "Ultimate X-Men", "Ex Machina", "Goon", "Green Arrow", "Invincible", "Liberty Meadows", "New Avengers", "The Pulse", "Fables", "Powers", "Superman/Batman", "Y the Last Man", "Astonishing X-Men", "Ultimate FF", "Ultimate Spidey". Love the "Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy" books and G. Maguire's "Wicked: Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West". Currently reading Augusten Burroughs "Magical Thinking".

Heroes:

NOT ALL HEROES PER SE, BUT PEOPLE I ADMIRE: The women on that old TV show "American Gladiators"...I so wanted to be an American Gladiator and my Gladiator name was gonna be "Switchblade", but alas, I'm kinda small and am a complete wuss...but other than that i'll tear your damn heads off in "The Gauntlet"! Also Steve Martin, Drew Barrymore, Angelina Jolie, Madonna (except for her english accent...her accent is not my hero), David Letterman, Ian McKellen, Linda Hamilton's biceps in T2: Judgement Day, Joss Whedon, Oskar Schindler, Batman, Nightcrawler, Pat Head Summit, Jon Stewart, Bonnie Blair, Dan Marino, Peyton Manning, Doogie Howser, Robert Kirkman, Michael Turner, Mark Millar, Brian Michael Bendis, Bill Willingham, Judd Winick, Giffen and Dematteis, B. K. Vaughan, Kevin Smith, the Magic Pickle, Sarah Vowell, Steven King, Patrick Stewart, Erika Adams, Marti Noxon, Jane Espenson, David Fury, Tori Amos, Sarah Mclachlan, Rosanne, Kate Winslet, Johnny Depp, Jack Nicholson, anyone who can draw well (I'm so jealous of artists i could just kick them all in the spleen), people who aren't afraid of grocery stores, mall walkers, street walkers, speed walkers, dog walkers, tennessee walkers, old ladies with walkers, wacky wall walkers and Imperial Walkers.