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EmJi; [wiggle.]

I am here for Friends

About Me

go on i FUCKING dare you.
about me YOUR LETTUCE IS HANGING OUT LOVE!
Emily Katie - college girl - eighteen - banbury born & bred
living in a little town longing to be in a big city.
smoking 20 fags just about gets me through the day
smoking is good for you, it reminds you how to breathe.
i drink malibu at the weekends mixed with coke in the coke bottle how classy am i?
im a unique girl, i love to talk so much by the end of the day you will want to rip my voice box out and sell it to charity. i say brap way to much tbh. im currently at oxford and cherwell valley college doing hairdressing level two, i have met some amazing and wonderful people on this course and i have never woke up everyday so excited to go to an educated environment until now i like excitement in my life, its what makes me keep going. i love talking about the past like whos house party was the best, who got with who, who got the most fucked, who pissed everyone off the most that night and who punch who. i love my friends i love waking up and wondering what crazy shit will happen and who will be around to make my day amazing. come on annoy me and watch me deal with it, i like it when people try to interfere it makes my day so much more entertaining. music is an important part of my life, it cheers me up makes me cry when i need to and i just couldnt go a day without it. come see me at hmv or m&s steps :) i cant wait to get out of this place and fuck my life up more and more because to be honest thats what i do best.
WE'LL HAVE LESS OF THAT!

My Interests


ill always live for the nights
i cant remember
and the friends
ill never forget



I'd like to meet:



Music:

KATE NASH
GOOD CHARLOTTE
DALLAS GREEN
JIMMY EAT WORLD bR ♥

Movies:

let's run away together.

Books:


this girl means the world to me and more. she has always been there for me no matter what the situation or the problem. this girl i can have a laugh with and i know she will understand everything i say to her, ive known her 6 wonderful years and im so proud to call her my best friend. she is the strongest girl you'll ever meet and we're basically sisters.
this boy is one of the few boys i can talk to whenever i need to he will always have an answer to my problem and theres never a dull moment when hes around he is my little babe and i wouldnt change him if my life depended on it, i know he will always sick up for me.
this boy comes to mine randomly to spend the evening making my house a funny place. he has a weird obsession with my mum :P he always makes me smile i can actually tell him everything and anything. whenever he sees me he gets excited and he likes to shout ROY and it makes me laugh millions, hes my baby brother :)
well what do i need to say to sum this boy up its hard because he is the most perfect boy in the world. he is so sweet and he never ever fails to make me smile and he listens to me blabber on about shit on our way home from town, he always walks me home from town even if hes not going home. he is adorable and he is my little boy.
this girl is one heck of a girl, she is one of the people i can having a full on bitching session with and we end up laughing at the end and telling eachother i love you. i can tell this girl basically everything. whenever i go out with her we have such a laugh and theres never a dull moment, she always listens to me.
ive known this girl 6 years and we've had our moments but she is a wicked girl, she always cheers me up no matter whats the problem, she is one of the only people who can read me like a book, she knows when im upset and she knows when im in one of my moods. she is my brain, im not all there, and she always explain things to me :) HA. i love it and her.
i havent known him long but the time ive known him we've had some moments. we have our little obsession with two pints of larger and a packet of crisps, hes johnny, johnny the sex donkey and im janet of high c's. when im upset he will ring me or come on msn and make me smile and take everything off my mind i dont get to see him often but when i do we have a wicked time. i do miss him a lot.
now this girl right here is everything to me. she is one of those people you just got to love. i can tell her everything i mean EVERYTHING and i know she will understand and she wont judge me at all. i love going clubbing and getting so drunk we stumble back to mine eating chips struggling to walk in our heals and then pass out in my bed. i love the days we sit at mine all day just talking and having laughs. this girl means the world to me and more.
the most randomest girl you will ever meet. she will never ever make a dull moment in your life she always makes me laugh so hard i cry and she likes to walk places with me. and she likes me plaiting her hair. she is so beautiful and she always have an answer for problems, i couldnt be without this girl. she looks like fergie although she denys it she knows its true :).
i havent know this girl long at all, 4 or 5 months maybe, but we have become so close so quickly i can actually talk to this girl about anything and i know she will make all my problems so much better, all i need to say is 'thats fucking team work' or 'BUH' and she'll laugh we have so many private jokes, and we are so similar its scary. im so glad i met this girl she really is amazing and she is fucking beautiful.
my baby girl. she is just so fucking amazing, shes one of the people who gets so excited to see me, im her mummy in town and i ground her when she smokes weed ;) HA she is my star and she always says something to make me smile, i dont see her much either but when i do we have such a wicked time :)
he is my gay boyfriend he makes me smile and laugh whenever hes around. whenever i need to have a natter and a bitch he will be there no matter what he is a legend and i would do anything for him.
this girl is amazing. she is always there to listen and i can actually trust her with my life i love our convos about everything and anything and all the laughs we have are just fab. she is MY little laura lu :)
if your not here it doesnt mean i dont love you its just ive simply forgot just tell me and ill stick you on there.

Heroes:

-my mum♥-
my mum is my biggest hero, she is the most perfect mum ever, she has always managed to say the right things to me and make me feel so much better, shes always understood the stupid stuff ive done and said. i wouldnt swap her for the world and i would do anything to make her happy, if it wasnt for my mum last summer wouldnt have been so good, i love nights infront of the tv with her watching music or rubbish tv, we have had our ups and downs, but dont most kids with their mums, but i can honestly say be jealous cause shes my mum not yours. GUTTED. and i love the cute text messages she sends me when im upset in my room and no matter how much ive cried the text will make me smile millions, i love it when people say i look like my mum because she is gorgeous and she knows it :). theres nothing in this world i love more than my mum. i couldnt imagine my life with out my mum.
and shes a right grebo and she loves it :)

My Blog

Memories

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want- good or bad. when you're f...
Posted by EmJi; [wiggle.] on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:23:00 PST

Sex.

Sex Facts !1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.According to condom manufacturers, only 6% ofmen need to use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you...
Posted by EmJi; [wiggle.] on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:13:00 PST

Make Me Smile :]

What Would You Do If I?[1] I committed suicide: [2] I said I liked you: [3] I kissed you: [4] I lived next door to you:[5] I started smoking: [6] I stole something when i was with you: [7] I was ...
Posted by EmJi; [wiggle.] on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:08:00 PST

Scotland Maytee :]]]

Omg scotland was awesome i went up there to visit Matthew as he has moved there for 2 months and i miss him terribly!!! Day 1- well i got there at about 2ish and Matt met me off the train and i jump ...
Posted by EmJi; [wiggle.] on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:09:00 PST

Quiz [Do It For Me=]]

I_____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________.If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ justfor you. If I could s...
Posted by EmJi; [wiggle.] on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 03:00:00 PST

Prom!!

well prom nite was overally awesome! well it started off me getting back from NRA and i went 2 get my hair done which took about an hour and a half then me & my moomy went to pick matt up! i ...
Posted by EmJi; [wiggle.] on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:04:00 PST

14 Signs Of Falling In Love <3

[.FOURTEEN.]:YOU LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE PICTURE ALL THE TIME.[.THIRTEEN.]:WHEN YOUR ON tHE PHONE WItH tHEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS tHEM EVEN WHEN It WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.[.TW...
Posted by EmJi; [wiggle.] on Sat, 20 May 2006 05:47:00 PST

Sex (The Facts)

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teethThe American Dental Association says ...
Posted by EmJi; [wiggle.] on Thu, 18 May 2006 03:43:00 PST

Give It A Name 29/4/06

Well after panic i was pretty tiered and i got up at 8.30ish and ellie came 2 pick me up at 9.15ish and we took her brother to oxford and we was on our way! we got there and had to que for like maybe ...
Posted by EmJi; [wiggle.] on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:11:00 PST

Panic! At The Disco 28/4/06

At about 4pm me and ellie got to Oxford and we started to que :D wooness and we got chatting to some cool kids in the que!!! then two people from Men Women & Children came out and we met them i to...
Posted by EmJi; [wiggle.] on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:02:00 PST