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Amy

Fried pickles are delicious.

About Me

Uncomfortable, gap toothed, and never satisfied

My Interests

Painting, buying things, drinking, dog Ellie and dog Little Dog

I'd like to meet:

Chris Rock, Hillary Clinton, David Cross, Louis C.K., Jesus

Music:

Neil Diamond, Spoon, Wilco, Lyle Lovett, Little River Band, Boston, Journey, Young Heart Attack, Death Cab, White Stripes, Franz Ferdinand, ELO

Movies:

Old School, Clash of the Titans, Wizard of Oz, Anniversary Party

Television:

The Office, Jon Stewart, Arrested Development, Curb your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, Weeds

My Blog

assistant administrator to the co-chair of the subcomittee

I can't wait to get promoted.
Posted by Amy on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST

Signs she's not a terrorist

Okay, so now it's toothpaste, bottled water, and hand lotion that's banned from my carry on luggage, as well as any other gooey, drippy, jelly substance.  Next it will be electronic dev...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:29:00 PST

my food look alike

There is a commercial on t.v. that never fails to get my attention.  It's the one for a chloresterol medication that shows family members side-by-side with food that resembles them.  A cotto...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:27:00 PST

spainwiches

In Spain I have discovered that an entire nation can survive on dried pork and white bread sandwiches.   It is okay because I like dried pork sandwiches, especially when they...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:34:00 PST

airplane insurance men

Yes, you all are correct.  It's ironic that we got off the same plane from Charlotte, hurried through the Atlanta airport together, and then realized we are all on the same plane to Austin. ...
Posted by Amy on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:28:00 PST

this blog is password protected

Everything in my life is password protected.  I can't access my personal bank account, credit cards, e-mail, rental car service, or airline without one.  At home, there's a password to ...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:58:00 PST

dear ashlee

Dear Ashlee, You are my best friend so I have to let you know that I'm going to prom again this year.  Community college didn't work out so great, so I'm back working at Midnight Cowboy...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 04:50:00 PST

beautiful haiku

home office happydays filling time with my workand mid-day nappy 
Posted by Amy on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:54:00 PST

skiaherea

It happened.  A very cold adventure to ski the peaks of Colorado.    I was great at it.  I didn't fall down once.  Legs were steady.  Ski apparel stylish.  Brai...
Posted by Amy on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 12:38:00 PST

Thighs weak onward ho

I'm out-of-shape. You wouldn't know it from looking at me.  Skinny doesn't equal in-shape.  If that were the case, then in-shape I would be.  But I'm not.  I'm out-of-shape. We are...
Posted by Amy on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:34:00 PST