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Elton John

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About Me

Hmmm...where do I begin? I am basically an old kid. I may be in my 30s but I sure don't act or feel like it. I enjoy watching animated shows (cartoons), playing Nintendo, listening to music, long walks on the beach, gazing into somebody's...oh wait...this isn't a personals ad. What I am into is whatever it is at the moment. I like to go to the gym and be fit. I am not a gym body or a muscle man, but I do like to watch my figure. Recently, I have been watching my figure get fatter so I have been exercising extra to get back into the shape I like.About 5 years ago, I lost 50 lbs. I went from a fat, lardy-ass ugly guy to a skinnier, cute, sexy dude. Before, when I was fat I didn't do much but sit around and play video games. Now, I still play video games, but not to the extent I used to. Now, I do more active stuff as well. I am determined not to be one of those people that loses lots of weight, only to have it come back cuz they return to their old eating habits.I'm currently partnered with a really great guy. I met him online at gay.com after I broke up with my ex of 3.5 years. We just recently celebrated our 3rd year anniversary on April 22. So, in gay years, we've been together for about 25 breeder years....................................................Jay ce and the Wheeled Warriors
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You Are 20 Years Old
Under 12: You are a fart at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
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My Interests

Um...VIDEO GAMES (mostly Nintendo ones), getting fit, being a sexy god
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Elton J. White
Birthday: November 2, 1973
Birthplace: Wiesbaden, Germany
Current Location: Eat My Beaverton, WhOregon
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: I'm a peein'...(European)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Your Weakness: Dr. Pepper
Your Fears: Faginas
Your Perfect Pizza: Godfather's Taco Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pay off my debts.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: bored and horny
Thoughts First Waking Up: Time to drain the main vein.
Your Best Physical Feature: My sexy good looks.
Your Bedtime: 10 PM
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know, I've forgotten it.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Quizno's
Single or Group Dates: Group Orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bleck!...neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: (Screams at the sidewalk.) Gross, neither!
Do you Smoke: Yucky.
Do you Swear: Only when a game is pissing me off...and just now.
Do you Sing: My name's Elton John, ain't it?
Do you Shower Daily: Duh.
Have you Been in Love: I stepped in a big pile of it almost 4 years ago.
Do you want to go to College: I've been there, I would like to finish it.
Do you want to get Married: Someday.
Do you belive in yourself: I'm a loser.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really, unless I'm reading a book in a car.
Do you think you are Attractive: I carry a mirror in my hand and I have a flower in my white hat.
Are you a Health Freak: To a degree. I excercise a lot but I also live my life and eat things I like.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them. I love the rain!
Do you play an Instrument: Mark's flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I had a sip hither and thither.
In the past month have you Smoked: Bleck. Never.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just prescribed ones. But they were nothing serious.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Done with dates...I've moved on to living in sin.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Sadly, yes. I had to go Christmas shopping at one.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate a box of the fudge covered ones (*snicker) but I ate a cookie a day, so not to get fat off of them.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Bleck. No way.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I steal fries from Mark's lunches.
Ever been Drunk: Many moons ago.
Ever been called a Tease: I don't think so.
Ever been Beaten up: No, everyone loves me.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, and got caught. I was banned from Fred Meyer for a year after that incident. (I was 10.)
How do you want to Die: Violently. Crushed by a train or something. (not really, but everyone always says "in my sleep.")
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm never growing up....i'm a Toys R Us kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: Too many to list here. I want to see the world, hopefully befor World War III destroys it.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't really have one.
Favourite Hair Color: I like green eyes.
Short or Long Hair: Short. I like men, not girls.
Height: HWP
Weight: HWP
Best Clothing Style: Shorts and a t-shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 naughty one and some prescribed ones.
Number of CDs I own: This is so 1990s. Nowadays it's MP3s, bitch.
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: I'm getting at least one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A couple. Mostly behavior I've portrayed that I'm embarrassed about now.

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I'd like to meet:

Anybody...I would like to meet the real Elton John just to say Hi and thank him for being famous so I can be semi famous when people learn what my name is.But on here, I would like to meet and chat with people who have similiar interests as myself.Rappy McRapperson: My Fanny Pack
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Music:

I enjoy all types of music. My two most absolute favorites are B-52's and Cyndi Lauper. Most recently, on February 16, 2008 I saw McChris in concert with my bestest friend Heather. I can usually find at least one song from every genre that I'll like. You name a genre, I probably have at least one album in that category. My song is "Scandalous" by Mis-teeq...whenever that song is played, I must stop what I am doing and serve everyone within serving distance. I have an extensive collection of video game soundtracks.

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Movies:

Let's see...where do I begin...I love animation...I love the Disney movies, old and new. Growing up, I dreamed of being an animator at Disney. I love Star Wars, again old and new. I also like Goonies, the Batman movies, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, anything Miyazaki but especially Spirited Away and my absolute favorite, GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES, Jurassic Park, Willow, Murder by Death, Dracula's Daughter, Starchaser: The Legend of Orin, Labyrinth, the Abyss, Fifth Element, the Color Purple, the James Bond series...

Television:

I have recently discovered this show on the WGN network called "Corner Gas." I think it's hilarious. The gags are reminiscent the movie "Clue" to me. They use a lot of word play gags that I find funny. Soon, the "American Gladiators" will be back on the smellivision. I can't wait for that show. The original show was the reason I bought my first VCR, so I could tape the episodes I was missing while at work. Well, the "American Gladiators" have come and gone. I loved the new show just as much as the old one, but I think next season they need to tone down the interviews. I realize that the two hosts are pretty big sports persons, but do we really need to hear everyone's strategy on how they're planning on scoring points? And then hearing afterward what happened during the event for them? Plus, I was a little sad that they didn't showcase the Gladiators very much, other than their weights and heights. I don't feel as if I got to know the gladiators as much as I would have liked. If they removed half the interviews and extended the run by a few weeks, it would have been better. Still a fun show to watch, nonetheless. The other shows I watch are: Amazing Race, because I like watching the stunts they do, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, MXC, Mythbusters, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Captain N, Kidd Video, GI Joe, Transformers, Full Metal Alchemist and I will admit, I like That's So Raven. My current favorite show on smellevision is Avatar: the Last Airbender. It's awesome. Usually when I have the tv on, I'm either playing a video game or watching a movie on my nice, big 42 inch plasma tv. And even though they aren't television shows, I love playing video games. I've got the Wii and I love it. I also love playing my DS, and I am addicted to Animal Crossing and Pokemon.
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Books:

The Time Machine, the Wizard of Oz series, Harry Potter, Hoot, Dracula, Don Quixote, the Redwall series, the encyclopedia, books by Robert Dahl

Heroes:

One person who I highly look up to is Heather Sawick. Heather is not only a very beautiful woman but she is one of the smartest people I know. I have always been drawn to women of power or intelligent women. Heather is not only intelligent, but she is beautiful, too. I know that whenever I talk to Heather I can have a pretty intelligent conversation with her. But, I also know I can B.S. with her, too and be silly. And she doesn't let her intelligence make her snooty. She's smart, but she doesn't brag about it. Heather is such a clever person. Her intelligence enables her to come up with such witty, original things.

My Blog

Bully - The video game

I've been playing this game on the Wii called "Bully."  I think it's an awesome game.  In the game, you play this 15 year-old boy in a boarding school and you can pretty much interact with ...
Posted by Elton John on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:03:00 PST

Ninja Monkeys

I keep meaning to post this.A few months ago, our old security guard was high on crack.How high was he?  Well, my supervisor was arriving to work early in the morning, and this guy was hiding in ...
Posted by Elton John on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:03:00 PST

biggest regret

My biggest regret in life, or at least one of them, is that Neil Patrick Harris wasn't in that hot shower scene in "Starship Troopers."  I don't get why all the other stars were in that scene, bu...
Posted by Elton John on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:49:00 PST

cinnamon bears

One of the sweetest things Mark has done for me during our relationship happened when we were first starting to see each other. I mentioned at one point while we were at the store that I was looking ...
Posted by Elton John on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:09:00 PST

Alcoholics Anonymous

One thing I never understood about "Alcoholics Anonymous" is if it's called "Anonymous," why do people have to stand up in front of everyone else and state their names?
Posted by Elton John on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:08:00 PST

Super Incredible Fantastic Awesome Weekend from Heaven Above

RING!!!This past Friday began like every other Friday.  Being awoke by the alarm clock.  Except I was being awaken earlier than normal because I had to be up, showered and out of the house b...
Posted by Elton John on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:18:00 PST

Food for thought...

Why is the word "pretty" used as a unit of measure?  Like in:  "she was pretty ugly."  Or "that's a pretty big jump."  Or, "That car is pretty hot."  I mean, "she was pre...
Posted by Elton John on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:47:00 PST

Know what I don’t like?

I don't like it when I have to go tinkle in a public restroom and when I walk in, it smells like death warmed over.  And when I leave, someone else walks in as I'm leaving and gets a big whiff of...
Posted by Elton John on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:58:00 PST

Fond memories

One of my fondest memories is from when I was in sixth grade and participating in the school spelling bee.In our school, each grade would gather and have a little spelling bee and the top 5 spellers w...
Posted by Elton John on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:34:00 PST

I dont want to see that!!!

I just suddenly remembered a couple times in my life that I was a little embarassed with my parents.  I'm sure there are several more, but these particular times stand out. I remember playing Pic...
Posted by Elton John on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:17:00 PST