I'm a young writer about to leave academia for the real world, building up a portfolio and sharpening my skills so that I'll be able to put up a short but valiant fight before my hopes and dreams are cut down before the onslaught of necessity.
I also like shooting, fast cars, video games, and beautiful women (the last two don't necessarily mix well, it seems), and consider myself to be a hopeless romantic and a Southern gentleman. Quite a mix, actually.
I also like websites that will post this sort of thing in the format I chose for it instead of as one huge paragraph. I'll wager this isn't one of them.