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bad andy

six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward

About Me

you can not tempt me with cheese cake. the yellow butterfly tells me to invest in pig crap refineries and solar panels. first born children are acceptable payments for my left kidney and some blood. my dog knows two tricks, sit and no. the last time i was in this chair, george w. bush was president. locked my car keys in the car, it's still sitting in the parking lot at taco bell. dog farts are the worst.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

if you think i am interesting, send me a message, i'm not an asshole. i like just about everyone and i am not one to judge.

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Music:

anything but screaming music

Movies:

google videos

Television:

stuff on pbs, c-span, jerry springer, lost, and football on sunday.

Books:


Unusual Lasts
To whom did you last give the finger?: some asshole
Who was the last person you told to go f*ck themselves?: another asshole
What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?: beer
What song was last stuck in your head?: fucking wham!
On whose blog did you last comment?: i dunno
What was the last photograph you took?: a picture of me
Where did you last sign your name?: work
What was the last object you lost?: my lighter
How many hours did you last sleep?: three or four
Who was the last person to whom you spoke on the phone for over an hour?: melissa
What was the last ringtone you downloaded for your cell phone?: no cell phone
How was the last egg you ate prepared?: over easy
Where did you last wear sunglasses?: a few weeks ago
Where was the last road construction through which you drove?: seven highway
Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?: mr mike
In what kind of car did you last have an accident?: can't remember
What animal did you last pet or hold?: the dog
What was the last law you broke?: been a long time
What was the last thing you stole?: a lighter a few years ago
What was the last item you photocopied?: haha
What was the last newspaper you read or skimmed?: the star
What was the last word written on your hand?: can't recall
What was the last hair product you used?: shampoo
What was the last medication (Rx or OTC) you took?: asprin
Who was the last person to make you really laugh?: my dad
To what song did you last sing along?: along come mary
What was the last musical instrument played in your presence?: probably a guitar
What was the last superstitious thing you did?: knocked on wood
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Heroes:

chris hondros , william s. burroughs , allen ginsberg , jack kerouac , hugh hefner , and fred savage . you can click on their names to find out who they are.

My Blog

no lotto

six hours of staring at scratcher tickets and not a single one bought. might invest in one powerball but no scratchers....... saturday is the tough day because after nine, not too many people come in ...
Posted by frôttágé on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST

another dream

wierd dream, i was at some bar and i some old guy wanted me to go with him to get a drink. i didn't go and stayed at the bar and ate french fries with vinnie....
Posted by frôttágé on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:56:00 PST

twenty dollars, anyting you want

this bug is very poisonous. within four minutes of a bite, a person will be lifeless on the ground. the insect then lays it's eggs in the victims mouth.this spider is the second most deadly in north a...
Posted by frôttágé on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:19:00 PST

geotagging

a while back, i thought it would be cool to have a map with links to all my pictures in the places that i took them. too make a long story short, after escaping from the facility, yahoo started up mak...
Posted by frôttágé on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:46:00 PST

tired

don't swallow lighters...
Posted by frôttágé on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

bad day at work

another day at the office where my dreams of ever getting a promotion faded just a little more. my boss called me into the office again, seems they have a problem with my answering the phone and not ...
Posted by frôttágé on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:37:00 PST