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Master Inferno: now with higher alcohol content!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

My name is James Swanson. Some of my friends call me Swamper. I'm a voice major in my fourth year at Pellissippi State Technical Community College (four years at a two-year institution, how fun). I hate trying to describe myself in these things, so if you want to know more, message me. Ask questions. It's good for you. It'll be fun. I'd do it.

Oh, and did I mention that I'm quite insane?

Remember, support the arts: kiss a musician!

Master Inferno

My Interests

Music, my friends, the paranormal, religion, video games, going to Clingman's Dome in the middle of the night, fire, explosions, fiery explosions, squirrels, 8-Bit Theater and various other webcomics, etc.

I'd like to meet:

God, Mr. Doctor, Arjen Lucassen, Mike Patton, Stephen King, Scooter Ward, Akira Yamaoka, various dead people, and all who put their entire being into their Art.

NOTE: DO NOT ADD ME IF YOU'RE JUST LOOKING TO GET LAID. YOU WILL BE RIDICULED AND DENIED.

Music:

!T.O.O.H.!, 10 Years, 30 Seconds to Mars, A Perfect Circle, Aarni, Abaddon Incarnate, Aborted, Absolut Null Punkt, Absolute Misery, Absu, Acid Bath, Aesma Daeva, AFI, Agalloch, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, AHAB, Aina, Akira Yamaoka, Alcest, Alice in Chains, Amon Amarth, Amorphis, Anaal Nathrakh, Antaeus, Apartment 213, Apotheosis, Arch Enemy, Asbestosdeath, Ásmegin, Atheist, Ava Inferi, Ayreon, Azrael, Bal-Sagoth, Behemoth, Behold... the Arctopus, Bethlehem, Black Sabbath, black tape for a blue girl, Blind Guardian, Blöod Düster, Blut aus Nord, Boris, Botch, Burzum, Bush, Cake, Candlebox, Candlemass, Carcass, Catacombs, Cathedral, Celestiial, Church ov Melkarth, Clandestine Blaze, Cold, Consummatum Est, Consvmed, Converge, Council of the Fallen, Cradle of Filth, Cryptopsy, Cynic, Dark Sanctuary, Darkthrone, dc Talk, Death Before Dishonor, Deathspell Omega, Deinonychus, Demilich, Demons & Wizards, Deviated Instinct, Devil Doll, Diabolical Masquerade, Diamanda Galás, Die Verbannten Kinder Evas, Dim Mak, Dimmu Borgir, diSEMBOWELMENT, Disincarnate, Dissection, Doominhated, Dormant, Draconian, Dream Theater, Earth, E-Force, Electric Wizard, Electro Quarterstaff, Elgibbor, Emperor, Empyrium, Esoteric, Estradasphere, EverWaste, Exordium, Explosions in the Sky, Fantômas, Finntroll, Funeral, Funerary Dirge, Generation of Vipers, Genghis Tron, GHQ, Giant Squid, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Gorguts, Gorillaz, Gorod, Green Carnation, Guns n' Roses, Haggard, Hjarnidaudi, Hordes of the Morning Star, HORSE the band, Hototogisu, Ihsahn, Illogicist, Imperial Crystalline Entombment, Iron Maiden, Isis, jesu, Job for a Cowboy, Joe Romersa, John Zorn, Katatonia, Kayo Dot, Khanate, KK Null, Korn, KTL, Lacuna Coil, Lair of the Minotaur, Larry Vincent, Leaves' Eyes, Leviathan, Live, Lo-Ruhamah, LucyFire, Lurker of Chalice, Lykathea Aflame, Malicious Secrets, Mare, maudlin of the Well, Meridian, Merzbow, Mezzerschmitt, Metallica, Mgla, Miasma & the Carousel of Headless Horses, Michio Kurihara, Mick Barr, Monarch!, Moonsorrow, Morgul, Mortiis, Mourning Beloveth, Mr. Bungle, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, Musta Surma, Mütiilation, My Dying Bride, Nachtmystium, Nasum, Neantiel, Necrophagist, Newsboys, Nightwish, Nile, Nine Inch Nails, Nortt, Novembers Doom, Om, Opeth, Origin, Orplid, Orthrelm, Otep, Our Legs Have Become Roots, Pain of Salvation, Paradise Lost, Pearl Jam, Pelican, Pig Destroyer, Pink Floyd, Polterchrist, Psycroptic, Rapture, Raven of Thy Bleak Skies, Red Sparowes, Reverend Bizarre, Rhapsody of Fire, Ringwraith, Sapthuran, See You Next Tuesday, Seether, Shape of Despair, Sigh, Sigur Rós, Skepticism, Sleep, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Slipknot, Soul Demise, Soundgarden, Stabat Mater, Stone Sour, Striborg, Suffocation, Summoning, Sunn O))), Swallow the Sun, System of a Down, Tantric, Tartar Lamb, The Angelic Process, The Axis of Perdition, The Black Mages, The Funeral Orchestra, The Liquescent Horror, The Mars Volta, The Partisan Turbine, The Smashing Pumpkins, Thergothon, Therion, Thou Shalt Suffer, Tiamat, Time of Orchids, Toby Driver, To-Mera, Tool, Torture Wheel, Touchdown, Tribes of Neurot, Tusk, Twilight, Ulver, Umbra Nihil, uneXpect, Univers Zero, Unto Ashes, Ved Buens Ende, Velvet Cacoon, Vicious Circle, Whitechapel, Windmills by the Ocean, With Blood Comes Cleansing, Within Temptation, Wolf Eyes, Wolves in the Throne Room, Woods of Ypres, Wormed, Wreck of the Hesperus, Xasthur

Movies:

Buzzkill, Amnesia, Eternal Dissonance, Torment, Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Disturbia, Grindhouse, Lucky Number Slevin, Silent Hill, School of Rock, Alien, Se7en, The Butterfly Effect, The Lord of the Rings, Young Frankenstein, The Matrix, The Shining, The Godfather, Pink Floyd The Wall, and many, many others.

Television:

NCIS, Jeopardy, and not much else. CSI sometimes. I've recently started watching Stargate SG-1 as well.

Books:

Dust, Soul Catcher, Eternal Dissonance, Twilight Gardens, The Dark Tower, Desperation, The Lord of the Rings, The Chronicles of Narnia, In a Sunburned Country, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, the Bible, and the stories of H.P. Lovecraft (which I suppose technically aren't books in and of themselves, but whatever).

Heroes:

Jesus, Mr. Doctor, my friends, George S. Patton, Joel Veitch, David Firth, musicians everywhere.

My Blog

IHOP...but do -they- hop???

Ok, here's something interesting that happened last night (or, if you want to get technical about it, very early this morning).Mike was staying over at my place for several days while he got some work...
Posted by Master Inferno: now with higher alcohol content! on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:36:00 PST

This is for you movie- and theater-types...

Ok, the other day I was talking with Mike and I had this great idea: You know the scene in American Psycho where Patrick Bateman has Paul Allen over at his apartment and is talking to him about Huey L...
Posted by Master Inferno: now with higher alcohol content! on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 09:40:00 PST

Running away time.

Ok, my mom and I are going on vacation for a week. We're going to visit her Aunt Pat and Uncle Jim in Florida. A bunch of people on that side of the family are coming too, so I guess this is kind of a...
Posted by Master Inferno: now with higher alcohol content! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:26:00 PST

Hmm...the boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

Ha. I bet that when you clicked this, you thought it was a blog about sex. Well, the joke's on you, kiddies.I just saw Transformers twice in the last 24 hours.Holy damn, it's good.Apparently some of t...
Posted by Master Inferno: now with higher alcohol content! on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:10:00 PST

Time for a celebration...cheese for everyone!

Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration if you don't like cheese.Anyway, I finally got around to starting Shivering Isles, the expansion for Oblivion, yesterda...
Posted by Master Inferno: now with higher alcohol content! on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST

No wonder he feels so super.

So I got Super Paper Mario today and played it for awhile and then Mike came over after he got off work and we both played it for awhile.Now, I'm sure that you've all heard about how Mario is full of ...
Posted by Master Inferno: now with higher alcohol content! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

I'm still recovering.

Okay, I have a ton of stuff to write about, so this is probably going to be really long. I also have over 100 pictures that I need to get developed, so look for at least some of those on here within t...
Posted by Master Inferno: now with higher alcohol content! on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:15:00 PST

Going to France, I am...

Okay, tomorrow I will be flying out to France with the Variations Ensemble. I will be returning a week from tomorrow. If I'm able to get internet access while I'm over there (I think at least one guy ...
Posted by Master Inferno: now with higher alcohol content! on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:33:00 PST

See, this is the kind of thing that pisses me off.

Ok, I was just driving home down Clinton Highway a few minutes ago, and I happened to look over and see this truck which had some bumper stickers on the back. The first couple of bumper stickers were ...
Posted by Master Inferno: now with higher alcohol content! on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:34:00 PST

No, seriously. What the fuck.

Apparently our soprano section this year is cursed.On Thursday morning, Nadia Churyuk (pronounced like Couric) of the Pellissippi State Concert Chorale died in a car accident. None of us even knew abo...
Posted by Master Inferno: now with higher alcohol content! on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST