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Shitbags and Toasters

Ein heller schein am firmament.

About Me

Betrayal
Hypocrisy surrounds like darkness betraying the day. Why do you do this to me? Is this not what you cried about before?
You were stabbed from behind and nursed your wounds, You took bullets for the one who did it, Reloaded them and fired them straight through my spine and into my heart.
The entire time I've known you I slit my own wrists, Bleeding green and red into your mouth, Seconds slipping from my veins.
Now, all that is left for me to do Is to watch as you rob me of my hope And pray that I never hurt another like this.
I can get along with pretty much anyone. If we don't get along, the fault is probably yours ( XP ). I love music of any kind. If it's good, I'll listen to it, and will gladly look into anything reccomended to me. My friends are my life. Without them, I'm nothing. I have a tendency to be heavily influenced by my friends and what they think is best. That's not always good, but I like to re-invent myself often anyway, so it gives me an excuse to change alot. Applebee's is amazing. So is Red Dawn. Applebee's + Red Dawn = Rod breaking trees and doing the best impression of a hobo I've evr seen in my life. I drink but don't get drunk. I don't smoke. Tobacco is disgusting. I won't even consider dating a girl who smokes. I don't have girlfriends very often and have a hard time conveying my feelings to anyone but myself. If I tell you I like you or am even remotely interested in you, you've heard more than most girls that I've ever been interested in. Take that as a compliment, because it also means I think you're worth pursuing. There are three pieces of advice that I apply to my every day life. My dad told me to never settle. For anything. Always go for the best and make it happen because you deserve it. My physics teacher taught me to work smarter, not harder. And last but not least, Niccolo Machiavelli. He said, in reference to the ruling style of Cesare Borgia, that "It is better to be feared than loved if you cannot be both."
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My Interests

I am interested in art, music (singing, playing, music owhistory, etc.), languages and cultures, most prominently Japanese and Spanish (Mostly Spain, not so much South/Central American), cooking, writing, Norse Mythology, reading. I also practice parkour.
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : Moderate
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder : Low
Borderline Personality Disorder : Moderate
Histrionic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Personality Disorder : High
Dependent Personality Disorder : High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low

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The person who invented 'new' country. I'd kill 'em dead. Chris --
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Like in nature to a train-riding hobo

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Music:

Queen, Jesper Kyd, The Cure, Led Zeppelin, Leaves' Eyes, Blind Gaurdian, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Smashing Pumpkins, Flogging Molly, Servant Radio, Fleetwood Mac, Gorillaz, Malice Mizer, Rammstein, The Hellacopters, CCR, The Doors, Apocalyptica, XTC, Boston, Kansas, The White Stripes, Joy Division, David Bowie, The Raconteurs, Gackt, Do As Infinity, Cheap Trick, Molly Hatchet, Yoko Kanno and the Seatbelts, Primus, Tool, H.I.M, Dire Straits, The Police, The Smiths, Morissey, TECH N9NE, The Cranberries, Mindless Self Indulgence, Finntroll, Outkast, Bit Shifter, Shunt Trip, Powerglove, The Protomen, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals, Jason Webley, Mindless Self Indulgence, 30 Seconds to Mars

Movies:

The Boondock Saints, The Crow, any Batman movie, The Big Lebowski, Detroit Rock City, Vampire Hunter D, Lost In Translation, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Grandma's Boy, Mirrormask, Labyrinth, Team America, Beanie Baby Porn, Fight Club, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Airplane!, South Park, A Knight's Tale, From Hell, Dead Man, Oldboy, Grindhouse

Television:

Human Weapon, anything on the History and Discovery channels, or Animal Planet.

Books:

Neil Gaiman, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, Alan Moore, The Republic by Plato, Machiavelli's The Prince

Heroes:

Jim Morrison, The Joker

My Blog

If you only read one of my blogs ever, let it be this one.

Tomorrow is a huge day for me. The worldwide Scientology protest. I have to admit, I am scared shitless. This is the first time I have ever done anything like this...particularly on such a large scale...
Posted by Shitbags and Toasters on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 09:09:00 PST

Why?

What happened to people actually giving a shit? There are so many evils going on in this world right under our noses, and nobody even cares. We just sit around playing with ourselves, hoping that it w...
Posted by Shitbags and Toasters on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:01:00 PST

In which the words within my mind are elaborated on.

Picture a color that you have never seen before. Try it. I dare you. It can't be done. And that's how I feel about you. Something totally indescribable....that I haven't ever been able to experience. ...
Posted by Shitbags and Toasters on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:13:00 PST

It may seem kind of emo, but...

Do you ever get to that point where you just want to curl up into a ball and cry? Just let all the feelings inside spill out in a torrential downpour of spiritual and emotional bitterness. Well, I'm t...
Posted by Shitbags and Toasters on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:11:00 PST

The cycle continues

Every time I gather up the courage to let someone know exactly how I feel about them it blows up in my face. I knew it would, but I did it anyway. How else will I know for sure, right? I don't say it ...
Posted by Shitbags and Toasters on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:29:00 PST

The Killer; A Short Story

  This story is still being written. I have only just started it this evening and will continue to add more as I write it. Questions and comments are greatly appreciated. Don't be afraid to be to...
Posted by Shitbags and Toasters on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:02:00 PST

Quite a jam....

I'm not completely sure what to do, and so I humbly come before you, fellow Myspacians, to ask your advice. Recently, two of my good friends broke up. One of them is my roommate. The other was his gir...
Posted by Shitbags and Toasters on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:16:00 PST

Sun poisoning, old books, and you

To start things off, I'm not even going to try to make this eloquent.So, this weekend I went to Wal-Mart to help out my martial arts group raise some money....being hte albino idiot that I am, I forgo...
Posted by Shitbags and Toasters on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:39:00 PST

Once again....

I waited too long to say what I needed to get off of my chest....and I regret it. I have a really bad habit of doing that. I guess from now on I'll open my mouth when I think I should. It's not a prob...
Posted by Shitbags and Toasters on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:32:00 PST

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Posted by Shitbags and Toasters on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:08:00 PST