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giveittothechimps

About Me

I am a 2'5" tall emu my current place of residence is really somewhere in the astroid belt my greatest fear is that Ronald Reagan will someday rise from the dead and forget why. that is all, i will now return to eating large guava peels.

My Interests

examining the contents of my bellybutton counting to 3,582 by eights learning to play the mouth harp hanging upside down by my left nut.

I'd like to meet:

a three armed horse someone named archibald a hyena that cant laugh a small pigmy whale a dozen purple astroids

Music:

no thanks, im full

Movies:

anything with Cory Feldman

Television:

me have no tell-in-vision

Books:

i can't read

Heroes:

mr peanut