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Mr Beard

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My Interests

Social Engineering, No-rules ice hockey, Deafening static, playing my trumpet, destructive martial arts, constructive marital arts, severe honest obscenity, night baseball games, coffee, chocolate Pudding, Monkeyshines, diner breakfast, Tomfoolery, shiny calfy nylon legs, binary perversion, swarm intelligence, licking the bowl, Pi, pie, people watching, chaos physics, nachos, nanoscience, horsefeathers, Genny Cream Ale, dissing Macs, stumbling, war-driving, cursing, Irate Pirates, video games, exploiting bots, grinning, learning foreign language, mood-swingery, fist-shaking, microcosms, raw steak, giving the finger, Effing you Off, conviction of cool, Fernet Branca, driving a four-doored Ford to Fort Ord, system evaluation, fixing broken wings, controlling your situation, coffee, emotional analysis and corruption, cats, tattoos of new shoes from Santa Cruz, Bay Rum aftershave, more fetishes than the Google directory allows, and gritting my workplace teeth.

I'd like to meet:

People with food.

Music:

In no odor of preference: Fantomas, Pixies, Skinless, Agnostic Front, Dillinger Escape Plan, Slayer, Patsy Cline, 25 ta Life, Bloodbath, Section 8, Johnny Cash, Converge, Yma Sumak, Cole Porter, Cannibal Corpse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Pig Destroyer, Mr Bungle, Judas Priest, Tomahawk, Rush, Aphex Twin, Melvins, Black Sheep, Coalesce, Frank Black, Wasteform, Suicidal Tendencies, Soilent Green, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Snapcase, Deadboy and the Elephantmen, Biohazard, Madball, H2O, Anal Cunt, Melt Banana, Scrotum Grinder, Cain, Merzbow, Comin' Correct, Poison the Well, Superjoint Ritual, Disciples of Berkowitz, Burnt By the Sun, Terror, old Anthrax, Between the Buried and Me, Deicide, Bloodlet, Alice in Chains, Cattle Decapitation, Muse, 100 Demons, Black Dahlia Murders, Weezer, My Dying Bride, old Metallica, Faith No More, Down, Billie Holliday, Gerogerigegegge, Unseen, Frank Zappa, GWAR, DRI, Ministry, Maldoror, Lord Gore, Acid Bath, John Lithgow's children's album, Ladytron, Agents of Oblivion, Straightjacket, Dead to Fall, Smell and Quim, Cephalic Carnage, Strife, All Shall Perish, and a shitload of other crap that i cant think of currently.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite, any Kurasawa, Fight Club, Pi, Dark Crystal, Suicide Club, Taxi Driver, Laws of Gravity, The Piano Teacher, Happiness, Secretary, Audition, Se7en, any Muppet movie, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Taxi Driver, Save the Green Planet, Star Wars trilogy (not after Jedi), Godzilla series, most Japanese horror movies, not the weak American remakes, Street Fighter series, anything with Bruce Lee, not Bruce Li, Evil Dead series, War of the Worlds, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Frankenstein (orig b&w), Ed Wood's goodness, Romero, Lynch, Italian slashers (Fulci), gore, horror, ugh...i am really into movies. I could be here all day as well

Television:

Family Guy, Hockey (its effing back), Mythbusters, Robot Chicken, Baseball, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, Animal Face-Off, Monster Garage, FutureWorld, MadTV, The Office, Going Tribal, Harvey Birdman, Lost, Good Eats, Rachel Ray (fewd hottie) old cartoons (Tex Avery, MGM stuff like Droopy and Tom and Jerry) Pink Panther, Simpsons, Incredible Hulk, cable access, NOVA, Food Network, Arrested Development, Mr Show

Books:

Neverwhere, A Brief History of Time, Weaveworld, The Art of War, The Universe in a Nutshell, I, Robot, Ender's Game, most Chuck Palahniuk except Invisible Monsters, alot of non ficition, biographies, The Harry Potters, Chronicles of Narnia, most O'Reilly puter manuals, PDF's and e-books, assloads of comicbooks, (Hellboy, most stuff on Marvel, Vertigo, Dark Horse, Ultimates are ok, but not as good as orig's, Supes/Batman, Astonishing XMen, (great job Joss!) Alex Ross, 1602, Milk n Cheese, 1990's stuff Ren n Stimpy, Judge Dredd, Pinhead, pre and post McFarlane Spidey.

Heroes:

1. Toasted Roast beef with Russian dressing and swiss cheese, lettuce tomato2. Subway's Sweet Onion Chicken Teryaki3. Meatball grinder from Al's Pizza in Gloversville NY4. Sometimes a plain ol turkey, honey mustard and onion is goodThis was about these kinds of heroes, right?

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Posted by Mr Beard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST