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Garth Marley

Mr. Red White and Blue.

About Me

A Right Wing Conservative Wet DreamGarth grew up in Ohio, weened on a steady diet of the Ray Coniff singers and whatever beautiful slop Casey Kasem would send him from the Westwood one network.He played in the little known bands The Hulders(Straight outta North Baltimore) and finally Oedipus Bill, The greatest punk band that ever never played out or even sounded like punk. Oedipus Bill was more like retarded A.M. Gold.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/6/2005
Band Members: Garth Marley--Vocals, three chord progressions, gas.Poopy Pants McGee--Backup vocals and brilliant postulations.Cloey Clevenger--Smugness and Ornery rip snorting.JuneJuly Johnson-- Backup and Full on Criticism
Influences: Garth Bob Toots Hank Buju Lorretta and Vinny Vinnae
Sounds Like: Sounds like sublime angels singing nuthin you ever done heard before. Okay, maybe it's just goofy little folk songs by a bumpkin
Record Label: Wantin to be signed by She He It Records.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

tattoo: a true story

I was thinking about gitting a tattoo, it seems to be all the craze, i want a butterfly or celtic design right above my butt my buddy said that was called a tramp stamp would that make me a slut ...
Posted by Garth Marley on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST

name survey for a bumpkin

1. MY ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and street name)Trixie Tarr.   i think i will forgo garth marley as trixie tarr is sexy and filthy all all once. 2. MY MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmo...
Posted by Garth Marley on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:04:00 PST

10 ohio songs

i thought twenty ohio songs would be easy.  when i was young that was an easy task, to sit write and play all day long.   not so easy with tractors that need fixin and beans that need planti...
Posted by Garth Marley on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:08:00 PST

cool part two

i just read cool part one that i wrote the other day... what a douche bag.   totally uncool.
Posted by Garth Marley on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:53:00 PST

Cool part one

I never really felt too cool,  just as stupid as everyone else i guess. What with all the things that make life miserable like teachers that grab you by the ear and make you sit in during recess...
Posted by Garth Marley on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 03:33:00 PST

20 songs about ohio

I started writing 20 songs about Ohio last night.   the first song "Toledo Girls," is a beauty.  NOt the girls, the song.Others in the pipe....  Things i learned in Ohio.  ...
Posted by Garth Marley on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 06:00:00 PST

stomach `

I've always been a lucky guy.  stuck in a family with bad stomachs.  my dad and brothers all gits the shits at the worst times, probably from the family tree of alcoholics that none of us re...
Posted by Garth Marley on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:33:00 PST

oatmeal

last night i had a dream a bout oatmeal and how healthy it'd be if'n i had some before work on the farm each day.   i got up this morning and thought,hmmmm maybe i'll have some...  then i la...
Posted by Garth Marley on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:48:00 PST

Macintater

i think i might done git this macintater thingy figgered out.  does anyone have a good xplanation of how to do a reggae beat in 4/4 for a darn tootin no beat having white boy stuck in the suburbs...
Posted by Garth Marley on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:58:00 PST

new release

i been workin fever like on this new un called "Rasta Mon and Hillbilly Livin,"  i just can't seem to get the off beats mixed into the on beats.  my newest album, an EP, will be called "Pick...
Posted by Garth Marley on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 03:16:00 PST