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Aaron

Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?

About Me

You know, you can't really get to know a person from what they write in their blurb. Does anyone actually read these things? I'll admit, I rarely do. The first thing I usually do is check out the pictures, so I hope you'll at least do that. Anyhow, I get paid to act a fool. I love making people laugh. If you enjoy a wacky sense of humor, then I've got the BIGGEST. Then again, size doesn't matter. Does it? No. Yes?Amp'd Mobile commercial - "Busted"Amp'd Mobile commercial - "Hand"

My Interests

NEW!!! Check out this viral video that I'm in. It's for IBM's "I Want Control" campaign.BALLS OF FURY - in theaters 2007 - Who is that guy that Christopher Walken shoots in the foot?

I'd like to meet:

Girls! And women, lots of nice women! And ladies, too! I like the ladies. Oh yeah, and friends.

Music:

Hip Hop, R&B, Top 40, 80's, Slow Jams, J-Pop, Alternative, Classical

Movies:

Better Luck Tomorrow, Star Wars, Zoolander, Amelie

Television:

Friends, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Saturday Night Live, Chappelle's Show, the 11 o'clock news

Heroes:

The 442nd Regimental Combat Team, the most highly decorated unit for its size and length of service. Go For Broke!