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Morty

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About Me

Im real adventurous. Whether its in the bedroom or elsewhere. I know how to treat a lady. Just had my heartbroken (look at pic) but I'm easing back on the dating scene. I give sweet foot rubs. Even if you have corns or bunyuns, I work around it. I compromise. My ideal date would be to go to the arcade, then maybe go snuggle in my backseat of my mini van. Maybe go to a mueseum and take a tour about dinosaurs....don't fret though, if the museum isn't giving tours, I dont mind giving my own "mini" tours with my dinosaur figurines. I also have a loving pet scorpion named Ted....if you ladiez don't feel Ted, you ain't feelin me, so hope on the "move on" boat and set sail

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My Interests

Chat rooms, Playing Dance Dance Revolution, Going to the Arcade and challenging eleven year olds, and being a udder womanizer.... ay ay, I'm no Casanova but I'm a real ladies man....I've also been told I give a mean Scientology Lecture. Lately, I've also been getting into strip aerobics, you can burn soo many carbs in the sexiest way. I must admit, I can put on a real show....just hit the lights low, put on some burt bacarach and watch me strip in action

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I'd like to meet:

any1 fun and hottt and ready to meet a hunk who knows how to treat the ladiez...and any one who can handle this future porn star...i'm hung...just wait til u get to the bedroom to find out ;) OH AND SALLY JESSE RAPHAEL, MARY TYLER MOORE, AND REGIS. I

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Music:

i like lotz but i'm really into techno cuz thats all that plays when i do Dance Dance Revolution! LOL And lotsz of my mixes have songs by Sarah McLachlan AND industrial music LOLZ -- I LIKE N-E-THING and Wham, and Hillary Dufferz and you know. whateverz good!

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Movies:

Anything with lots of anime... but besides that, uhmm.... dukes of hazzerd! johnny knoxville...i mean jessica simpson is really hot

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Television:

I like anime a lot...dragon ball z, etc. and deffffinately the ellen degeneres show... i mean, she's no sally jesse raphael but who is, right?! RIGHT? LOLZ

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Books:

Just Comix! ANY COMIX. LOL

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Heroes:

Mary Tyler Moore...LOL

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