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Team Monster

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About Me

once upon a time there was a central zoo in downtown munich. there was this little tiger kid called terry. people liked him because he was different. every friday he used to stand up in his enclosure and perform the wildest songs from michael jackson to prince and lenny. he was unique, a performer at a glance! but he was very sad either since his only friends were his extensive record collection and the recorded footage from good old MTV, back in the days when they actually played music instead of reality and dating shows pierced with disagreeable ringtone ads. but one day the change came when academic and porn professional Sex Skeletto bought his ticket to the zoo. He saw Terry and knew from the start this little carnivore was different! so he talked to the zoo administration and arrived at an agreement to take terry out to the world of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll!!!! terry was terrified, but insisted on taking his baby friend and outstanding guitar virtuoso pistol panda, an immediate neighbor to the bawn, with him. sex skeletto not only emerged as fantastic bass player but also knew someone completing this gathering of high explosive musicians: The mexican pro wrestler Mysterio Macho Wrestler (he knew him from the shooting for "jenna loves kobe" back when kobe was parallely doing "very bad things" with cameron and christian...anyway). the supergroup was set!
they are young, they are hot. they are (extremely) good-looking. they are monsters...they are:
*** TEAM MONSTER ***
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Member Since: 1/20/2008
Band Website: myspace.com/weareteammonster
Band Members: TERRY TIGER!! PISTOL PANDA!! SEX SKELETTO!! MYSTERIO MACHO WRESTLER!!
Influences: EMF, PRINCE, OASiS, CAMEO, MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH, BRONSKI BEAT
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Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Boys will be boys IV

no you don’t need to see the doctor to check your ears...we just replaced "boys will be boys" with a new version..well actually it..s No. 4..anyway this time it’ll stick with you. cheers, ...
Posted by Team Monster on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:01:00 PST

Pistol Panda getting serious!!

Yo what’s the craic! Recently i have been lazy posting new blogs, but i promise i’ll be working on it! So this is a good one: Last week we got back from playing a couple of shows in Sìchu...
Posted by Team Monster on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:46:00 PST

terry borstal breakout...

happy party animals, what's the craic? we just got back from the stu-stu-studio and went on a lil' stripclub-only tour here in munich. ouch, chicks are heavy! people, we just want you to get your ante...
Posted by Team Monster on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:47:00 PST

what happens in the studio stays in the studio...

jappadappadoohh. we were about to finish what we started, namely our upcoming All-Animals-Best-Of No.1 Hit Album "Animals!!!" when pistol (again!!) bursted out on some high-voltage-party-all-night amo...
Posted by Team Monster on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:33:00 PST