"Behind every great woman is a fabulous gay man"
this one belongs to us......
about a trina ...sarina said i should write something new here. i dont see why because no one ever reads thi but her highness has spoken and so i must obey.
what am i?
i am sick of college. i am a soybean. i read books more than i watch tv, and i watch a lot of tv. i have far to go. i believe humanity will be the cause of the apocalypse. i believe there is a better way. i know what true love is. i know what true loss is. i want to raise my kids in colorado. i am still a kid at heart. my dream car is a 1970 fully restored corvette stingray convertible, black on black, V8, AUTOMATIC. with a roll bar because safety is very important. and it looks cool. i watch cartoons. i love anime. halloween is my favorite holiday. i am tired of the scene. i respect honesty. i try not to be judgmental, but i am only human. i can be a flake. sometimes i forget to put on deodorant. thats why i carry some in my car. i am classified ADD. you can prolly tell that from this description. i always read between the lines. i think prank calls are still fun. i have a bad habit of waiting until the last minute. i want a dog so bad. the sun makes me smile. i don't answer numbers i dont recognize. i hate talking on the phone. my favorite flower is a tulip. i love my job. i am always looking for a good joke. i dont see my mom as often as i should. sometimes i dont realize how lucky i am. i will join the peace corps after graduation. i despise televised sports. mostly because they show them when they SHOULD be showing law & order. i am a horrible speller, but you cant tell because of spellcheck. i plan to revolutionize the public school system. i believe in a higher power. i am on a journey to find him/her/it/whatever. i believe i can do anything. my mother taught me that. i have people in my life i can count on for anything. i hope they know they can count on me too. frankie says i walk like an elephant. i take amphetamine salt. i cant wait for summer. i say god damnit alot.
and last but not least: one day my hair shall rule the world and enslave you all. i will not be able to control it forever. and when it does just know that its nothing personal...
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