I love Snowboarding, bicycling, hiking, spin classes, travelling, road trips, pool parties, sports, dinner parties, independent movies, kayaking, camping, ANYTHING OUTDOORS!!! (The indoor events are just between me and my husband!) :) My husband and I participate annually in the AIDS Lifecycle (a 585-mile bicycle ride from San Francisco to Los Angeles) to raise funds for HIV/AIDS related services. It's truly an amazing event! (HERE'S THE SHAMELESS SOLICITATION: IF YOU'D LIKE TO SPONSOR ME, PLEASE DROP ME A LINE!!!)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bill
Birthday: June 14
Birthplace: SacTown, baby!
Current Location: SacTown, baby!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I masturbate with both!
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dr. Marten boots
Your Weakness: Ice cream, romance, and my husband
Your Fears: Death and being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Zelda's 'New Spinach' pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get ripped so I can turn heads!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL or HAHA (which I'm guilty of using, by the way!)
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes (or maybe my dick!)
Your Bedtime: When I'm ready
Your Most Missed Memory: My sister
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither...they're both disgusting.
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't really care...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate (there is NOTHING vanilla about me!)
Cappuccino or Coffee: QUAD SHOTS OF ESPRESSO!!!
Do you Smoke: Not cigarettes!
Do you Swear: Are you fucking kidding me?
Do you Sing: Very poorly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes...and I still am!
Do you want to go to College: Fuck college...I'm street-smart, god damn it!
Do you want to get Married: I am as married as I want to be, and more married than heterosexuals are allowed to be!
Do you belive in yourself: Not often enough!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Let's just say I need to work on my self-esteem!
Are you a Health Freak: Trying to be...but not there yet.
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom is the bomb. My day...well...that's a different story.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I fucking LOVE thunderstorms!
Do you play an Instrument: I play with a lot of instruments...but none of them are musical!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ummm...ask my friends about last Saturday night!
In the past month have you Smoked: Not cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: See above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Every night is a date with my husband.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Malls are for losers
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No...but that sounds good right now!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep...veggie rolls only!
In the past month have you been on Stage: I feel like I'm ALWAYS on stage!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No...unfortunately.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No...stealing is for losers and ghetto trash!
Ever been Drunk: HELLO!!!
Ever been called a Tease: Many, many times!
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: When I was a kid, I stole some zig-zags!
How do you want to Die: Peaceful, with Brian at my side to comfort me.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fuck...who wants to grow up???
What country would you most like to Visit: Any country in Europe would be fine with me!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Shaved!!!
Short or Long Hair: Shaved!!!
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: white trash/grunge
Number of Drugs I have taken: I've tried just about everything (but nothing that involves needles!)
Number of CDs I own: Who knows?
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The only regrets I have are when I have hurt people. Otherwise, no regrets!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
George W. Bush...SO I CAN KICK HIS ASS!
ROCK (The heavier the metal, the better! And if it's too loud or offensive, YOU'RE TOO OLD!!!). I also like a lot of older country (not the new Alan Jackson, fake "patriotic", boot in your ass bullshit!) But I like a lot of older Clint Black, George Strait, Willie Nelson, etc. I know, I know...metal & country??? I never said I wasn't schizo!
LOVE independent films. I would much rather see a bad independent movie than a great hollywood movie!
Project Runway, of course! I also like Huff (Showtime), Big Love (HBO), and Weeds (HBO). My Life on the D List (Kathy Griffin)is HILARIOUS, so it's one of my favorites also.
Anything by David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs
The Reverand Martin Luther King, Jr., because he was an incredible activist and a passionate leader for civil rights. Oh...and my husband, because he puts up with all of my shenanigans and neurosis and he STILL loves me!!!