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AmBeRz

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I'm HeRe 4 ThE GrouPieZ!!!
LISTEN UP U TURDZ!!!
TruE SToRY!!!!
SISTER!!! Soooooooo... Mae N I Were StroLLin Da BlackToP In Da Hood... PimP~In ThE "WhiTe DraGoN" (sound effects) FRRRRRR..FRRRRRRRRR...FRRRRRRRRR... rattle...rattle... LooKiN 4 Da VIP ParKin We DeSeRvE U KnoW!?! Well aLLaBaDuSuDDiN... I LooK RiGht Or WuZ It LeFF!?!? NaaaWWW, It WuZ LeFF!!! I PaRkED InBeTWeeN ThE GaY~RaGe... CaDi~STyLe... N TooK Up BouF LaNeZ!!! It WuZ So SaWeeeeeeeeeT!!! WiSh U CouLD'Ve Been ThuuRRR!!! SoMe1 WaS EvEn CruZiN ThE LoT 4 A SpoT... N I WuZ All 'ZeNTiN The BuSteD GriLL OvA ThE RiGhT ShouLDaaa... MaaaaaaaaaaaaaN... WHATEVAAAAAA!!!
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Ok, Soooo My CoMpuTeR CaUghT MoRe ViRuSeS ThaN My SiSteR!!! SHOCKER!!! I KnoW...So SoRRy I HaVeN't GoTTEN BacK 2 AnY Of U...AnYWaY, HoPeFuLLy My SiS KnoWz Of A CuRe...UnTiL TheN...
Hiiiiiiiiiii....N...Mi$$ U!!!
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I JuS WaNNa ThAnK EvEry1 WhO MaDe It OuT 2 ThE BBQ...I MiSS U ALL~N I'm GlaD 2 B BacK HoMe!!! LoVe UUUUUUUUUU!!! I AlSo FeeL It Is VERY NeCeSSaRy 2 GiVe A ShoT OuT 2 ThE HiTs Of ThE PaRTy...(in no order)
ThE GRiLL MaSTeR~My BrO, BooMiE...ThAnX 4 All ThE BLooD, SweaT N TeaRz...WeLL @ LeAsT ThE SweaT
GuiTaR HeRo~MiKe...U R My HeRo
BeaN BaGz~AdAm n SaRaH ThAnX 4 KeePiN EvEry1 OuTTa My ApArTMenT...ahahaha
ThE GuaC~OMG DeNa,TDF~To DiE FoR~ BeTTeR NoT KeeP ThaT SeCReT ReCiPe a SeCReT
If U LiKE DasHBoarD...
CliCk On ThiS ImAgE BeLoW...
I JaCKeD It FroM SoMe KiDz MYSPACE...
I FeLt The NeeD 2 ProMoTe...
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He JaMz!!!
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My FaM n AdOpTeD FaM (LoVe U!), LaUgHiNg, AiR GuiTaR, EyEsHaDoW, GaRaGe BaNd BoYz, SPiCY FooD, AsiAnz = ), ShoeS, ThE 80z, FrUiTy GuM, RuNaWaY ShoPPinG CaRts, My S.K., HIGH HOPES, FauX HaWkz, PoLkA DoTz, PiaNos, TaCo BeLL, AfTeR~PaRTiEz, DDR MAXX!!! OrAnGe TiC TaC's, PaLm TreeZ, PaTroN, CooL PuRsEs, BLACK AMEX'S...HoUrLy's, BraCeLeTs...LoTs of BraCeLeTs, HouSe PaRtieS, Pink(the color), P!NK'S MaN, BaSeBaLL GaMeS, SuDoKu, CaLiFoRniA, HaLLoWeeN, RoaD TriPs, TuBe SockS, GeTTinG CaRdz, My DaYz OFF, PS2, ReeSe'S PieCes, GooD ChAmPaGnE/WiNe, MuLLeTs, HoLdiNg HaNdz, n u 4 readin ALL this...SUCKAAA!!!

I'd like to meet:

My FuTuRe HuSbAnD...ahaha

LiKe, OMIGOD!

ScRoLL On Ur PiC 4 Ur Pop CuLTuRe BeaT!
ToTaLLy!

AmBeR SiMpSoN
SiSteR 2 BaRt, LiSa, n MaGGiE...
APPeaReD in EpiSoDe 236
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ThAnX JeN
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Music:

If U ThiNk It SuX, I ProBaBly LiKe It...I LoVe MuSiC~TheReS 2 MaNy GooD ArTisT's, I WouLdn'T WaNNa LeaVe Any1 OuT...4 ThE MoSt PaRtWhiNy PoP PuNk BaNdz ThAt AlWaYz Cry AbouT CaLiFoRniA, 80z, ChRiStMaS CaRoLz, AnYThinG I CaN AiR GuiTar 2 n LoVe NoTeS~aKa~ThoSe DePreSSinG SonGs ThaT AlWaYs EnD Up PlAyiNg WheN ur FeeLin DoWn...

Movies:

WhY!?! R U TaKiN Me 2 OnE!?!

Television:

FuLL HouSe, FReSH PRiNCe, RoSaNNe, SaVed By The BeLL, FaMiLy MaTTeRs...BaSiCaLLy Any ShoW ThaT Was AiReD On ThE ThE ToTaLLy AwESoMe TGIF!!! ThE OffiCe, Aqua TeeN HuNgeR FoRce, WHeeL of FoRtuNe, SouTH ParK, EvErYbOdY LoVeS RaYMoNd, AnY of the FuNNieSt ViDeOz, NicK@NiTe2...

Books:

I Can't Read...

Heroes:

Hmmm...
10 ReaSoNS 2 GeT Off MYSPACE...
1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their Myspace.
2. After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on Myspace?"
3. You do not call people anymore, you post comments and send messages through Myspace
4. When talking about one of your friends you just refer to them as "Brandonisforlovers" rather than their real name.
5. When you're out with friends and you take a good picture you exclaim loudly, "That's going on Myspace!"
6. Conversations with friends tend to lead to, "Did you read that bulletin/comment/ or see that new picture 'Cuddlemaria' left?"
7. You check your Myspace as soon as you wake up, and right before you go to bed, including the 10 times you check it during the day.
8. You know people who have gotten offended about the Top 8.
9. You start off intending to check if you have new messages/comments but find AN HOUR LATER that you are still on and have no idea what you even accomplished during that time except stalk.
10. You find yourself laughing (sadly) and agreeing as you read these, and you know you're going to repost this for everyone else to see
BeinG 20 SoMeTHinG...
They Call It The "Quarter Life Crisis."
It Is When U Stop Going Along With The Crowd And Start Realizing ThaT There Are Many Things About Yourself ThaT U Didn't Know And MaY Not Like. U Start Feeling Insecure And Wonder Where U Will Be In A YeaR Or Two, But Then Get Scared Because You Barely Know Where U Are Now. U Start Realizing That People Are Selfish And That Maybe, Those Friends U Thought U Were So Close To Aren't Exactly The Greatest People You Have Ever Met, And The People You Have Lost Touch With Are Some Of The Most Important 1z. What U Don't Recognize Is ThaT They Are Realizing That Too, And Aren't Really Cold, Catty, Mean, Or Insincere, But That They Are As Confused As U. U Look @ Your Job...And It Is Not Even Close To What U Thought U Would Be Doing, Or Maybe U Are Looking For A Job And Realizing That U Are Going To Have To Start @ The Bottom And That Scares U. You're Opinions Have Gotten Stronger. U See What Others Are Doing And Find Yourself Judging More Than Usual Because Suddenly U Realize That U Have Certain Boundries In Your Life And Are Constantly Adding Things To Your List Of What Is Acceptable And What Isn't. One Minute, U Are Insecure And The Next, U Laugh And Cry With The Greatest Force Of Your Life. U Feel Alone And Scared And Confused. Suddenly Change Is The Enemy And U Try And Cling On To The Past With Dear Life, But Soon Realize That The Past Is Drifting Further And Further Away, And There Is Nothing To Do But Stay Where U Are Or Move Forward. U Get Your Heart Broken And Wonder How Someone You Loved Could Do Such Damage To U. Or U Lie In Bed And Wonder Why U Can't Meet Anyone Decent Enough That U Want To Get To Know Better. Or Maybe You Love Someone But Love Someone Else Too And Cannot Figure Out Why U Are Doing This Because U Know That U Aren't A Bad Person. One Night Stands And Random Hook Ups Start To Look Cheap. Getting Wasted And Acting Like An Idiot Starts To Look Pathetic. U Go Through The Same Emotions And Questions Over And Over, And Talk With Your Friends About The Same Topics Because U Cannot Make A Decision. U Worry About Loans, Money, The Future And Making A Life For Yourself...And While Winning The Race Would Be Great, Right Now You'd Just Like To Be A Contender! What U May Not Realize Is That Everyone Reading This Relates To It. We Are In Our Best Of Times And Our Worst Of Times, Trying As Hard As We Can To Figure This Whole Thing Out...