I don't know how to say this but I'm kind of a big deal. I've read many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I enjoy strutting my stuff on the runway and orange moca frapachino's when I'm feeling really really ridiculously good looking. I should wear glasses but I don't because they look stupid. I know many Spanish swear words mainly because I've been called alot of them. Hey gavrone tu es el grande binche bendeho! Say it in English BITCH so every one know's why I'm smacking you! I was born webbfooted and have a love for blind puppies with amputated legs. I always carry a pocket protector in case one of my starwars memerabilia pens explodes. It tends to happen alot. I tuck my shirt into my cut off jeen shorts and enjoy a good corndog after making my car bed. I am currently unemployed and living with my mom. She makes the best grill cheese EVER! I also wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. SHAKE AND BAKE!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Dave Thomas, Dick Portillo, Homer Simpson, Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, Ronald Mcdonald, Peter Griffen, The Dig Um Frog, and the Trix Rabbit.
My Blog
Jousting
Jousting: When one man inserts his penis into the urethra of another man's penis. When you think you've seen it all! I know. Now I know what your thin... Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:26:00 GMT
Pikineez Pup
The Pikineez Pup was down on his luck
With nowhere to turn and nothing to learn
So he picked up his hopes and climbed up the ropes
To create some new dreams, Unbelievable to witch it seems
By lic... Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:55:00 GMT
Read my blog! True Story
I once brought a girl home from the tapper and had anal sex with her. I began the intercourse with regular missionary style sex, then scissors, the horizantal hussle, the one legged field goal kicker,... Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:17:00 GMT
