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Keeper of the Rock Lobster

sometimes you just gotta beat the shit out of someone with a tire iron... hey shit happens

About Me

Hello, my name is Alex, and im insane. Words cannot express what goes on inside my head. I must say I think of myself as crazy, randomly retarded, and quite hilarious. And i may be a crazily hilarious retard, but thats ok. I just try to have fun and laugh anytime possible. I don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway. And... uhh... that pretty much sums shit up for me. World of Warcraft FTWoh yea the aim shittin thing is SteelersFan20074

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My Interests

WoW... Anything that is fun or entertaining, driving the Jeep of Death and Destruction and Other Bad Times, offroading is always a gooden, jeeps and trucks, comedy, making people laugh with one of my many senses of humour, and pretty much anything else that involves jeeps, comedy, or other good shit like that. Marb Reds are very good too.

I'd like to meet:

satan (i'd ask him what his character name is on WoW, and hed be like i play on Alliance, and that would really ruin the rest of eternity for me...)

Music:

All Rock from Classic Rock to Heavy Metal. Favorites include System of a Down, Slayer, and Cradle of Filth.

Movies:

A lot, but I most enjoy comedies. Super Troopers and Zoolander are definately the best movies ever.

Television:

Steelers Games, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Family Guy, The Simpsons, etc.JASPER THE DOUCHEBAG GHOST

Books:

Stephen King is the man.

Heroes:

No one, definately not god or jesus fucking christ...
You Are An Atheist
God? No thanks. You're not buying into any religion.
They're all bunk to you. You rather focus on what you know is true.
You may be a passive non-believer or a rabid atheist activist.
But one thing is for sure... no one's going to make you go to church! Are You an Atheist, Agnostic or a Believer?
You Are 50% Redneck
You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit.
Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! How Redneck Are You?
You Are Probably Not Pregnant
It seems like you're in the clear, but you should really take a test to be sure. Are You Pregnant?
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Ass, gas, or grass - no one rides for free What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?