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Megan

thatfuckingbitch

About Me

I have a tendency to dip out of bars/parties without telling anyone Im leaving. This is usually immediately followed by multiple texts reading variations of "Dude,where the fuck did you go?" Sorry in advance for the confusion, your guess is as good as mine.

My Interests

Laughing, Trivia, Sex, Intelligence, Gossip Mags, Ghostriding my whip, Smoking, Sleep...
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I'd like to meet:

The person I'd be if I'd made every decision in my life differently. Anyone who thinks they could beat me at Scattergories (cause you'd get schooled).My Chipotle Burrito:
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Music:

Music gets me through life. Its more important to me than bathing. To name a few (and by few I mean I went thru my ipod and listed just about everything important.) Aerosmith, all-american rejects, ATMOSPHERE, army of the pharoahs, audioslave, bad religion, billy idol, BILLY JOEL, blink 182, bob dylan, bon jovi, bob seger, cure, common, counting crows, daft punk, damian marley, death cab for cutie, dialated peoples, duran duran, ELTON JOHN (saw him in vegas, GO) face to face, the faint, fall out boy, erykah badu, fine young cannibals, foreigner,frankie valli and the four seasons, gavin degraw, ghostface, goodie mob, gorillaz, green day, huey lewis and the news, janet jackson, jay z, jedi mind tricks, john legend, johnny cash, josh martinez, journey, justin timberlake, kanye west, kelly clarkson (dont laugh!), the killers, lagwagon, lil wayne, luther vandross, madonna, mariah carey, marvin gaye, men at work, method man, MICHEAL JACKSON, millencolin, NAS, neil diamond, nelly, the neptunes, nine inch nails, nofx, notorious BIG, oasis, the outfeild, OUTKAST, paula abdul, pearl jam, pennywise, pharell, phil collins, pigeon john, poison, red hot chili peppers, relient k, rem, reo speedwagon, ROD STEWART, rolling stones, sage francis, sheryl crowe, smashing pumpkins, snoop, the steve miller band, STEVIE WONDER, sting, stone temple pilots, the temptations, ti, tim mcgraw, tom petty, tupac, u2, the used, weezer, whitney houston, wu tang, yellowcard, yanni (kidding, just seein if you're still payin attention)

Movies:

Movies also get me through life. Some feel good favorties that Ive definitly seen more than once (and most likely own) in no paticular order: Troy, Wedding Crashers, Lost in Translation, Jarhead, Donnie Darko, Fever Pitch, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, Braveheart, Ray, Mean Girls, Pirates of the Carribean, The Big Lebowski, Life as a House, Bad Boys 2, Goodfellas, Dazed and Confused, Pulp Fiction, Fried Green Tomatoes, Tommy Boy, Scarface, Swordfish, American History x, The Shawshank Redemption, First Knight,Old School, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Finding Nemo, Office Space, Stand By Me, The Goonies, Road Trip, Gladiator, Heat, Top Gun, The Notebook, The Ring, The Shining, Gothika, Garden State, My Best Friends Wedding, When Harry Met Sally, Spaceballs, Big Daddy, What Lies Beneath, Go, Basketball Diaries, Soul Food, Menace to Society, Baby Boy, Steel Magnolias, Clueless, The Breakfast Club, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, The Great Outdoors, Uncle Buck, Home Alone...shit theres too many!

Television:

Entourage, Family Guy, 30Rock, Dexter,the Office, Jeopardy, and pretty much anything on MTV if Im bored enough.

Books:

Contrary to popular belief I actually love to read. Some all time favorites are The Da Vince Code, American Psycho, the Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood, the Lovely Bones, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Shes Come Undone, A Time To Kill, Smashed, early John Grisham... Ive read so many books, fuck I dont know..if you have a recomendation drop some knowledge on me.

Heroes:

Ridiculously good dancers and people who don't get hangovers.

My Blog

Crocs

What the fuck is the deal with these things? I mean, are they for real? They are so fucking hideous. I would like to wear my sweatpants everywhere but I dont (I think you get my point here). I do...
Posted by Megan on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:25:00 PST

Dont Be Dumb......by Aaron Karo

Each year, there are a handful of occasions where I know ahead of time that I'm going to get drunker than usual. These bloodbaths typically include my birthday and New Year's Eve, as well as a few wil...
Posted by Megan on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:31:00 PST

Random Thoughts

Why, when I type an email in Outlook, does my spell-check not recognize the word hungover? Hangover is a word, therefore wouldn't the past tense version be hungover, and thus a legitimate word?? This ...
Posted by Megan on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:50:00 PST

Displaying my awesomeness should be a tax write-off

1. If I looked ON your bed, what would I find? a gag ball, nipple clamps,some spermicidal lube, and my teddy bears2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed.? Open, unless of course Im ...
Posted by Megan on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:51:00 PST

Trivia and Planes. Quite possibly the best combination in the history of combining things.

The second flight of my journey home from florida was from Atlanta to Orange County, and it started out with the same weak promises of any other flight I have ever been on. Long (4 hours), barely any ...
Posted by Megan on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST