Dr. Death von Cosel - ProfilesArchive

About Me

music is everything....i play the guitar, write music, draw, whatever i find interesting, most of the time i just want to sleep and be in a constant state of stasis....strong bad is the coolest...so is dethklok....i'm kinda lazy, but not at the same time, i believe that most people in the world deserve to be either castrated or mutilated for some of the crap they pull, plus it makes for better horror movies and most people are just dildos anyways. i also like when people sing higher than their voice allows them to, and bedtime songs that have chainsaws in them.......and when people say things at exactly the wrong time....well, other than that, i like tattoos and piercings cause they're kool like that, i like to make fun of myself and homsar, i like pants cause i wear them or else i'd be naked and thats just gross, i like a lot of things that are funny because they arent...i guess, and i truly believe that since i watch tv religiously that it will melt my brain and leave my eyes rotten and useless.....yay!!......i have alot of useless information, but its more fun that way......i mean i dont know what else to say except maybe...electric can opener....p.s. ...i hate yo yos......
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Name: taft
Birthday: 9-29-83 or is it?
Birthplace: fallon, NV in a an arsenic infested well
Current Location: elko the home of meekrob galore
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right right?
Your Heritage: irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: hey i'm allowed to have weaknesses ok. Ok? ok. OK? ok.
Your Fears: i cant think of any that want to burst out of my chest at the moment...
Your Perfect Pizza: i like lots of different stuff, just no olives (sick...)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i'd like to physically cripple myself by letting my legs rest in a bucket of dry ice for 16 hoursb>
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: please do not molest the alligators
Thoughts First Waking Up: awwww....i'm alive?
Your Best Physical Feature: you know what? i'm extremely vain but i just cant think of any....kinda weird
Your Bedtime: whenever i hit the hay or whatever i'm sleeping on
Your Most Missed Memory: theres alot i suppose, but once again your prying a little too much ok? so lets back it off a little alright next question
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king.....except that dudes kinda creepy in the commercials.....sorta looks like a medieval serial killer
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none
Chocolate or Vanilla: whatever
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: i quit
Do you Swear: yeah, but i'm not gonna say fuck yeah oh...nevermind
Do you Sing: every day i'm practicing for the vocal olympics
Do you Shower Daily: i like to pretend that i live in a hospital so i give myself sponge baths
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: thinking about going back
Do you want to get Married: dont know what to think of that nowadays
Do you belive in yourself: only when i dont want to be an imaginary character
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes...mostly if i'm in a car on a hot day and country music is playing in the background
Do you think you are Attractive: only in the dark
Are you a Health Freak: definately not
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah better now than before
Do you like Thunderstorms: of course
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, bass, vocals
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: why do you wanna go out or something?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: noeth
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope i was afraid of getting algae attached to my pubes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yeah...
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah forever ago crazy kid stuff
How do you want to Die: hopefully in a way that would make you laugh but also feel like a scumbag for laughing about it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am all growed up
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: i like dark hair
Short or Long Hair: kinda depends
Height: doesnt really matter
Weight: i just dont like anorexically skinny, so whatever...
Best Clothing Style: whatever...
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dunno
Number of CDs I own: too many to count and i dont care enough to go look
Number of Piercings: used to be 5 now its 1
Number of Tattoos: 11
Number of things in my Past I Regret: well i dont have a delorean with a flux capacitor so i try not to regret things
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My Interests

i'm interested in anything that makes me feel queasy or desperate. i would vomit to feel something in the very least bit exciting......if you were to say that doesnt make any sense..............i would probably agree with you, and i know your not supposed to, but you cant really help it sometimes...but its fun listening to other peoples conversations....its okay, i know you do it too.......playing music with my brother and murderface....you knows it!! sleeping, art, nonsensical gibberish, horror, going to concerts, movies, severe dyslexia, running over the state legislature with my pinto....repeatedly. and holding arguements about silly handshakes. i like things that are rediculously silly that make me feel stupid....oh yeah and for some reason some people think i'm emo, but yeah, i'm not. so yeah that means you reester boobs(not you sean hahaha)

I'd like to meet:

people who arent closed minded assholes....assholes who just want to shit all over everything....ANYways, i honestly dont care who wants to talk to me, you could be a homicidal maniac and still be cool as hell, uhhh just dont make me a victim K? yeah thanks lets see....and someone who likes crayons....and interesting things, brutal honesty is pretty cool too....and i'd like to meet alot of people who are dead, but its okay if your alive, i'll still talk to you....

Music:

death metal, punk, heavy stuff. the best band in the world is the black dahlia murder, i also like king diamond, at the gates, dethklok, killwhitneydead, the haunted, mayhem, amon amarth, dark tranquility, kalmah, whitechapel, emperor, darkthrone, salt the wound, behemoth, between the buried and me, alice in chains, deftones, impaled nazarene, bloodbath, marilyn manson, nin, iron maiden, mercyful fate, green day, job for a cowboy, the devil wears prada, all that remains, as i lay dying, antiflag, nile, sepultura, deicide, six feet under, darkest hour, lagwagon, mad caddies, nailbomb, celtic frost, mortician, vader, me first and the gimme gimmes, the warriors, unearth, it dies today, a perfect circle, veruca salt, bullet for my valentine, full devil jacket, kittie, tsunami bomb, from autumn to ashes, weezer, thrice, david bowie, cavalera conspiracy, mindless self indulgence, jimmy eat world, norma jean, scott weiland, kohabit, cardboard vampyre, gidget gein and the dali gaggers, 30 seconds to mars, AFI(old), offspring, pinhead gunpowder, jack off jill, nirvana, candlebox, beck, 7 year bitch, butthole surfers, tool, placebo, the cure, jerry cantrell, the breeders, babes in toyland, mad season, sublime, meat puppets, Lanemeyer, stone temple pilots, velvet revolver, the cult, dramarama, the clash, green jelly, the queers, janes addiction, urge overkill, nofx, the white stripes, primer 55, beastie boys, the dwarves, electric 6, scarling, soulfly, red hot chili peppers, machine head, deadeye dick, walls of jericho, thursday, heidnik stew, bush, crowded house, the swingin' utters, chevelle, atreyu(old), soft cell, marcy playground, ozma, kiss, bad religion, muse, goldfinger, motley crue, foo fighters, arcade fire, saves the day, the lovehammers, rage against the machine, mystic spiral, Less, Team Sleep, imperial teen, every man for himself, the action design, dope, pavement, stiff little fingers, primus, the dresden dolls, all, the stooges, buzzcocks, the germs, the stranglers, lamb of god, the black maria, the secretions, as you wish, pain, the whyioughttas, throwdown, 10 years, underoath(old), catherine(old), on the last day, bury your dead, haste the day, blind witness.......etc....etc....etc...

Movies:

anything with will ferrel, horror movies(good ones, not any of those crappy teenie bopper "horror" movies), comedies, some scifi, pretty much anything semi-entertaining.......American Psycho, FEAST! the warriors, hot fuzz, grindhouse, the mangler, rest in pieces, the last house on the left, dark city, killer klowns from outer space, brain donors, SLC punk, dead man, requiem for a dream, phantom of the paradise, the stand, dune, sublime, rabid, phantoms, corpse bride, dead alive, evil deads, all the freddy movies, 976-EVIL, star wars, phantom of the opera(with robert englund), the man who fell to earth, labyrinth, party monster, the nightmare before christmas, the granny, master of disguise, night of the living dead (original), better off dead, dr. giggles, cabin fever, jason goes to hell and a few others(personally i think jasons kindof a little bitch), Halloweens, frankenhooker, one crazy summer, fight club, darkman, silent hill, edward scissorhands, sleepy hollow, night of the demons, devils nightmare, original texas chainsaw massacre(also 2,3 and next gen), the lost boys, serenity, hostel, stay, mallrats, clerks 1&2, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, peewees big adventure, clue, the thing, grosse pointe blank, willard, troll, breakfast club, night of the creeps, not another teen movie, saved, lucky # slevin, night terrors, rocky horror picture show, doom generation, nowhere, dead heat, totally fucked up, ghost dog, sweeney todd, a clockwork orange, the machinist, chopping mall, jawbreaker, donnie darko, southland tales, boondock saints, hot rod, heathers, shaun of the dead, equilibrium, nekromantik, funny games, beyond the darkness, cannibal ferox, cannibal holocaust, nightbreed, murder party, i could go on forever........ --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS -->
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Television:

metalocalypse, south park, cheap seats, robot chicken, my name is earl, firefly, psyche, simpsons, i love the 80s, saved by the bell, mystery science theater 3000, pee wees playhouse, freddy's nightmares, daria, family guy, quantum leap, 3rd rock, conan obrien, the best week ever, space ghost coast to coast, thats my bush, a whole lot of shows that arent on anymore (science damn you reality tv) and whatevers on thats good....

Books:

american psycho, invisible monsters, a clockwork orange, the dark tower, the long hard road out of hell, the stand, the blood of innocents, philosophy in the boudoir, the man who fell to earth, dune, teach me to kill, slave girls, the chronicles of narnia, depraved, venom in the blood, the zodiac killer, too many good books out there to list...

Heroes:

Which David Bowie are you?
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