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About Me

so it's spring.
i'm sorry for that.
-colin
..

My Interests

listening to and making music
orgasms
old girlfriends
night time
a couple people whom i enjoy the company of

I'd like to meet:

girls that listen to shitty music and think they're attractive.

Music:

that band that did "where is my mind"
that band that did "creep"
that band that did "float on"
that band that did that song you never heard
dudes with tinitus
females with bad voices
whatever the fuck subtle is considered
rappers that rap well
rappers that rap about centaurs and bob ross
rappers who like daisies
... and y'know kool g rap's a pretty cool guy too.
and i refuse to discuss the merits of anberlin with you if you don't know who robert smith is
that is all
oh, and probably a band or five that sixteen year old girls could very easily pretend to relate to

Movies:

i wish i had more time to watch movies...

Television:

ESPN, Comedy Central, and Adult Swim. Ocassionally CNN.

Books:

good literature is hard to find, and i listen to far too much music to really have time to seek good books out. suggestions are welcome though.

Heroes:

eccentric metrosexual rappers.

My Blog

Part Humor, Part Dead Fucking Serious

Excerpt taken from Masfonos the Boy Wonder's IM conversation with God on 4/4/06 Masfonos43:I get it God, I'm a tragic figure. I get it. I'm not supposed to be happy go lucky. I'm not supposed to light...
Posted by masfonos on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:20:00 PST

We're Going on a Trip Down Memory Lane

Ok, a bit of a flashback. A lot of a flashback. I've flashbacked so far that 15 seems ancient. 15 seems distant. 15 seems like it will never get here. I'm sitting on the sofa ...
Posted by masfonos on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:52:00 PST

Tom Breihan Round 2

Tom Breihan Round 2.. I'm not even gonna give backstory. Just read this article he wrote. http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/statusainthood/archives/20 05/12/pitchforks_year.php Tom- ...
Posted by masfonos on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 04:24:00 PST

Just a Good Ol' Fashioned Rant

I just finished reading a review at villagevoice.com of an OkayPlayer show by music critic Tom Breihan. I thought he was being a prick s I wrote him an e-mail. This rant is too good not to post.....
Posted by masfonos on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:16:00 PST

2 Heads Are Better Than 1

Dynamic duos, OutKast is the first that comes to mind, but there have been numerous others. In my humble opinion, there is nothing better than 2 MCs that can flow together and bounce their verses off ...
Posted by masfonos on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 05:45:00 PST

Views as an Artist

I was writing this ish for a documentary monologue, and I thought I'd put an exerpt up here. I've always been attracted to rhythm. I liked hip hop because it held that rhythm....
Posted by masfonos on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 06:34:00 PST

Yea.... I'm That Guy

I feel like a line in a Deltron song: "Sittin at my computer and my mind starts roaming." Yeah, that fits at the moment. It's a brand new year, brand new day, brand new outlook, and all that good ish....
Posted by masfonos on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 04:53:00 PST

Mother Issues?

Okay, maybe this is completely the wrong application of Freudian theories, but I've given it a spin in my mind, and it seems to be pretty on in this case. I am searching for a maternal figure in my li...
Posted by masfonos on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 06:28:00 PST

Aliases

On some completely shcizophrenic shit, I'd like to discuss the use of multiple aliases in hip hop. I know to many of you it may seem silly or pointless, and as a man who has many aliases as an ar...
Posted by masfonos on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:53:00 PST

A Backpackers Epiphany

Okay& *cracks knuckles*& its time for a rant. Can someone answer me a question? Why has backpacker become a dirty word in the world of hip hop the way liberal has become a dirty word in mo...
Posted by masfonos on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:49:00 PST