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About Me

I am open-minded, easy to talk to and get along with. I luv being funny, witty, and being full of fun. I finished college with a 3.7 gpa. People say I remind them of Tinkerbell because I am beautiful and Sassy. I love boys and I think they are the hottest things on earth.My friends mean the world to me, i wouldnt trade them for anything. If you fuck with my friends then you're fucking with me .I am a very good listener; i try my best to give good advice. My best is being the most caring person; doing anything i possibly can for the people i care for. So feel special if you're close to me.I have been hurt more in my life than you can ever imagine. I have trouble trusting.people because i have been fucked over way too much! I dont like to play games and it pisses me off when people try to play them with me.I hate fake people. This is all the fake people out there: Fuck the haters, the assholes,the people out there to get you, the cheaters, the whiners,the people pretend to be your friend, those who are purposly rude,the critical,the gready, the decieving,those who lie,the people who don't appreaciate you, and FUCK THE FAKERS!!!!!! Fake must be like a new trend or something because it really pisses me off!!! Love the people that treat you right.Forget about the ones who don'.I hate drama...Somehow, drama always attract me.Don't know, but I don't get it. I have enough shit as it is.I'm naughty, I've been arrested, I drink, I lie to get my way,I'm not completely a bad person, but being bad is so much more fun! Haha.I'm easy, let's put it that way. But I'm not that easy.I'm very manipulative. I may be pissed at you but I don't want you to know. I'll just show you in some other way. Just remember not to mess with me.But don't worry, I'm really friendly most of the time! I mean, come on, you gotta look good! As long as there's no shit going on around me, I'm just plain me. I love fucking with people for reactions.I'm always difficult...I hate straight edge and actually that whole scene.I am my fucking self and I will never change. Ever.So when I piss you off, please keep this in mind, either u love me or u hate me.If u dislike me don't take my careless attitude offensively. ok? good. I think tattoo's & piercings are fucking hot! I have 5 piercing on my ears. I had my belly button pierced, but it came off and that sucks ass:( Any one who wants to chat with me, I have it all. [email protected], [email protected], and [email protected].
Name: LISA WILLIS
Birthdate: 10/20/1982
Birthplace: Washington,DC
Current Location: Alabama
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'4''
Weight: no answser
Piercings: There all hidden
Tatoos: on my butt
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Single with sucks ass!!!
Overused Phraze: What chu doin' tonight
FAVORITES
Food: Pasta
Candy: All kinds
Number: 82
Color: Blue
Animal: Cats and Dogs
Drink: Alcohol
Alcohol Drink: Sex on the Beach
Bagel: Love em all!!!
Letter: F
Body Part on Opposite sex: You know... He He!!!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Neither just give me some good stuff
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Chick Fila
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Long Island Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee with few extra shots of express so I can get hypered and bounce off the walls!
Kiss or Hug: Making out!
Dog or Cat: Both
Rap or Punk: Both
Summer or Winter: Summer... I hate winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny movies
Love or Money: Money
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever...I'm not fucking 10
Most Missed Memory: 2002,2003, 2004 and some of 2005
Best phyiscal feature: My ass
First Thought Waking Up: What the fuck
Goal for this year: I hope I have a fucking awesome year
Best Friends:
Weakness: Being punched in the tits
Fears: Being punched in the tits
Heritage: white
Longest relationship: 8 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yeah millions of times
Ever Smoked: smoke what?
Pot: 123456789 Millon times
Ever been Drunk: Hell yeah
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: Yeah, If anyone starts shit with me, Yes, all hell will break loose!
Ever Shoplifted: Never lifted a shop
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yeah
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Hell yeah and then I have sex with them too
Been Dumped Lately: In 2006
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Puke Green
Favorite Hair Color: Bright Orange
Short or Long: A mow Hawk
Height: 6 and up
Style: Mow Hawk
Looks or Personality: Gotta have both
Hot or Cute Yes! Both
Drugs and Alcohol: 123456789 million times
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular actually 400 pounds
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: That I should've kicked some people's asses in High School and blow up the school, too.
What country do you want to Visit: Germany So I can get some from Jay Ellis
How do you want to Die: Giving Head to someone
Been to the Mall Lately: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO
&..39;Get along with your Parents:' No
Health Freak: Yeah I know all about drugs
Do you think your Attractive: Yeah
Believe in Yourself: Yeah
Want to go to College: finished
Do you Smoke: Smoke what?
Do you Drink: Hell Yeah
Shower Daily: Yeah, but I lick myself clean tho!
Been in Love: No
Do you Sing: Yeah
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: Yes
Have your future kids names planned out: Boy: Jayden and Sean. Girls: Nadine
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Whenever
Hate anyone: Yeah Albert Stephens
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My Interests

I love traveling, movies, surfing the web, volleyball, soccer, softball, American Eagle, Belly Rings, Toung Piercings, Tatoos on Guys, Hollisters, Victoria Secret, Pacific Sunwear, Six Flags, Bush Gardens, Hanging-out especiall with boys, dresses, Spencer's, Hot Topic, Aeropostel, Starbuck's Coffee. I go for the teams The University of Maryland (Go Terps!) and Virginia Cavaliers. They Rock! Chatting online, phone sex, getting naked on web cam, bar hopping, club hopping, sleeping, laughing my ass off at work because where I work sucks dick, Sex in a relationship, watching a guy get dressed, people gettting the freak on in the hot tub, harrassing old people, getting a hot guy drunk and stripping him naked, jumpin on the trampoline taking my clothes off singing "The Man Show", drinking Red Bull to get crunked up, went to the Zoo once in Montgomery, AL. to do a scavenger hunt, watching porn movies,phone sex(what up bitches!!!), getting my pic of me giving the finger when I'm on the Alabama state line going to Florida, Georgia, and Tennessee, F.I.L.F hunting, meeting Military guys anywhere, flirting, watching guys get kicked in the nutts, going to Ebaum's World because it's funny as shit, talking about dirty stuff to friends, going to spencers to look at adult toys, talking to Megan Molloy on yahoo about cock and balls, prancing around half naked when I live by my self.
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... eternal

You Are 20% Spoiled
You are definitely not spoiled. You've worked hard for what you have.
Down to earth and grounded, you don't need a lot to make you happy. Are You Spoiled?
Your New Year's Resolutions
1) Get a pet bunny

2) Eat more cotton candy

3) Travel to Costa Rica

4) Study abnormal psychology

5) Get in shape with street fighting What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?
Your Attitude is Better than 75% of the Population
You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you. How's Your Attitude?
Your Dating Purity Score: 80%
You are an innocent dater.
You're either lacking in dating experience or have had a long serious relationship.
Either way, there's still plenty of fish in the sea out there for you to sample! Dating Purity Test
Your Dating Purity Score: 80%
You are an innocent dater.
You're either lacking in dating experience or have had a long serious relationship.
Either way, there's still plenty of fish in the sea out there for you to sample! Dating Purity Test
You Are 22% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
You Are a Drama Princess (or Prince)
You're not over the top dramatic, but you have your moments.
You know how to steal the spotlight...
And how to act out to get your way.

People around you know that you're good for a laugh.
But at times, your drama gets a bit too much for everyone.
Tone it down a tad, and you'll still be the center of attention. Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?
Your Luck Quotient: 82%
You have an extremely high luck quotient.
Not only do you consider yourself lucky, probably everyone you know does too.
But you're smart enough to know that you've mostly made your own luck.
By being positive, open, and flexible, a lot of luck has come your way! How Lucky Are You?
Your 1996 Theme Song Is: Who Will Save Your Soul by Jewel
Who will save your soul when it comes to the flower
Who will save your soul after all the lies that you told, boy
Who will save your soul if you won't save your own? What's Your 1996 Theme Song?
Your Candy Heart Says "My Way"
You love to be in love, as long as it means being showered with attention.
And no need for you to give anything in return - being with you is gift enough.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a first class trip to Hawaii

Your flirting style: witty and showy

What turns you off: having to "chase" someone

Why you're hot: you're more confident (and arrogant) than a rock star! What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Your True Love Is a Cancer
Why you'll love a Cancer:

Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt.
Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up!

Why a Cancer will love you:

You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs.
A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you. What Sign Is Your True Love?
You've Changed 60% in 10 Years
You've done a good job changing with the times, but deep down, you're still the same person.
You're clothes, job, and friends may have changed some - but it hasn't changed you. How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?

I'd like to meet:

HOT BOYS, BOYS, BOYS and... If you are not hot, get the fuck out!Real people that can accept me for who I am, and not just 2 get at me for a booty call. I ain't a fucking slut so dont come at me like I am. Im not your bitch so I am not going to obey your rules. Dont forget that you come 2 my page then message me on myspace and ask me shit I already know. Read the god damn profile.I'm sick of the hook ups, the set-ups, the fuck ups, the guys who only wants one thing, the bull-shit, the drama, the guy who doesn't know what he wants, the guy who does but don't admit it... I just want the real thing!!! YES IM SINGLE.Im not going to get with you so stop trying. If you want to be friends with me to be real friends then its gonna take a minute for me 2 get to know you. You dont know me, dont act like you do. It pisses me off.... Read my damn profile if you want know know more about me... I do the same thing to you.SO GO FUCK YOURSELF, I'M A BITCH...and I approve this message!!!!!The problem is these days the bad guys lie to get in your pants, and the good lies lie to get in your heart.%A%A%A%A %A %A

Music:

Anything except for country. Puke on country. Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, POD, Hot Action Cop, and any kind of crunk and hard-ass shit!!!!

Movies:

Not Another Teen Movie, Hot Chick, Soul Survivors, Sorority Boys, Rules of Attraction, Scary Movie 1, 2, 3, Bring it on, Crazy/Beautiful, Thirteen, Crack House, Bridget Jones' Diary 1 and 2, Can Hardly Wait, Saving Silverman, Old School, Me Myself and Irene, Never Been Kissed, Fear,Notebook,Ocean 11 and 12,Romeo and Juliet, Man In the Iron Mask,Biodome.

Television:

Punk'd, OC, Pimp my Ride, Cheaters, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Adult Swim, South Park, Laguna Beach, Road Trip, Real World, In Livin' Color, Maui Beach, Rob and Big, Next, Parental Control, Real World, Road Rules, The Hills, Hogan Know Best, MTV Juvies, Engage and Underage, Cops because I like watching people get arrested, Hot Pursuit because I like hot state trooper.

Books:

Getting Buck Wild. By some Author that is probably hot!!!!

Heroes:

Military Guys that knows best!!!!I have fetish about them!!

My Blog

Confident not cockey!!!!

Think you don't know me well enough to doubt me. Stuck thinking locally while I'm thinking globally. I focus energy exponentially and I bring you to the brink and take you back again. Your heart beats...
Posted by I am the sexy one on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:08:00 PST

You've stolen my heart

I wish you were here So i could hold you near. I'm Longing to see your face And wanting to feel your embrace. I miss you so much I can still feel your touch. I'm not me without you... Without you I lo...
Posted by I am the sexy one on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:29:00 PST

This poem is weak!!!

Sweetheart I need you nearI know the shoe fits and my love is sincereOur bodies intertwined your skin against mineStroking your hair while we kiss deep is divineI care about you and you ab...
Posted by I am the sexy one on Tue, 30 May 2006 01:09:00 PST

ABC's about me!!!!!!!!!

A - Available: YesA - Age: 24A - Annoyance: Slow drivers in the right lane going the same speed as the vehicle next to them!!B - Best Friends: AriannaB - Bar: Apple bees'sB - Birthday: 10/20/1982C - C...
Posted by I am the sexy one on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:06:00 PST

Going bilistic and don't know what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh i am so stressed out bout life right now i dont even know how to effing deal with it! im going insane i freaking swear i am :( i freaking hate people & their damn drama i hate it i freaking hateee...
Posted by I am the sexy one on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:06:00 PST

Back Stabbers :(

there's only one thing i hate more than ignorant people: two-faced people. You know, the type that smile to your face and talk shit about you behind your back? The funny thing is, it ALWAYS gets ba...
Posted by I am the sexy one on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:02:00 PST

Methods of Love!

*kiss on the forehead ------------ "forever you will be mine"*kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"*kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"*kiss on the hand------------------"i ador...
Posted by I am the sexy one on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:55:00 PST

All about me, deal with it :D

1. Something purple within 5 feet of you?nope nothing i hate purple!2. The sexiest item of clothing you own?my underwear?3. Your nails were last painted:I don't get my nails done, but I paint my toe n...
Posted by I am the sexy one on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:35:00 PST

103 things about me!

103 things about me!Current mood: tired103 THINGS ABOUT ME.GENERAL(001) Your gender: female(002) Are you liking someone: yep(003) Are you hungry: yes(004) Are you bored: kind of(005) Your birthday: Oc...
Posted by I am the sexy one on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:18:00 PST