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Wackey

Plays well with others!

About Me

Hey I'm just a boy who likes to have some fun. I'm all about balance. I try to keep things under control one day and out of control the next. I am open-minded, low drama, high maintenance no wait, I mean high comedy. I prefer deep thoughtful conversations as opposed to passing notes in class. I promise to make you laugh, will respect you in the morning and treat you with kindness. Spankings are free... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet her. This chick knows how to get down. The only problem is she doesn't know how to get back up again.Dancer in the Dark

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Movies:

I only watch commercials on TV.

Television:

Yes, I have one. No wait, I have two.

Books:

Phone Book, Cook Book, The Catcher in the Rye, East of Eden, North of Biloxi. Do you have any Gum?

Heroes:

Survivors.

My Blog

20 ways to make a man's Christmas at its best!

1. Trim his tree.2. Lick his luscious candy cane.3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays.4. Polish his christmas balls.5. Ride him like a reindeer.6. Taste his sweet egg-nog.7. Deck the halls with moans...
Posted by Wackey on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

pondering ......

1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?3. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?4. If God dr...
Posted by Wackey on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:05:00 PST

Everthing I learned about SEX!

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."~~ Woody Allen~~"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particula...
Posted by Wackey on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:36:00 PST