draped in tinsel covered with flaps |
im taking my wheelz of steel to the grinder in two days, gotta get rollin, gotta go get got and move into that deluxe apartment in the sky. so the deal is, actually, i just remembered something ...
Posted by Dick Plunger on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:30:00 PST |
i'd be looking pretty good if it weren't for all of these bite marks |
wassup yall, this is the master masher and im here to tell you a story. alright, i need your full cooperation on this one. im trapped inside of a TV.
its not nearly as cool as i tho...
Posted by Dick Plunger on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:31:00 PST |
holy shit, my three blog subscribers have left and gone somewhere else for their daily doses |
last time i checked, i had four blog subscribers, i didnt like the one person so outski. but now, i am shocked and confounded and pretty disappointed that nobody wants to subscribe to my po...
Posted by Dick Plunger on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST |
when push comes to shove, stick a bar of wax in your mouth and scream summertime |
so the past week has been full of ups downs gross outs high fives whadayacallits highs lows inbows outtakes excerpts additions upheavals and a kick in the nuts. America is back under my feet and...
Posted by Dick Plunger on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 06:19:00 PST |
pim pam pim pam pam PUM! PIM! PAM! PUM! |
alright, so Im gonna be pretty bored for the next 20 minutes or so, so im typing on a computer. this is a blog and its about the kraziest thing evrrr 2cool SPRING BREAK!!!! CANCUN!!!! ITS GONNA ...
Posted by Dick Plunger on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:54:00 PST |
gas up the jet bitch |
the time has come for me to leave the boot and head back to OOSA with my tail between my legs or in my mouth or somewhere else, i cant control my tail, its a fine tail...yeah, so pete doherty li...
Posted by Dick Plunger on Mon, 29 May 2006 08:53:00 PST |
make friends with the same names so you always know who youre yelling at |
well well well, i have 20 more days in the boot then back to good ol OOSA where everyone smells like toads and where everyones salivary glands have been replaced by batteries. Its been a fun lit...
Posted by Dick Plunger on Fri, 12 May 2006 03:27:00 PST |
punctual people make pragmatic mistakes but dont have manic depression |
holy shit do i have a bone to pick with a few people places and things, first off is this giant lymph node thats lodged into my neck, its gigantic and the most painful persistent pain ive experienced ...
Posted by Dick Plunger on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:37:00 PST |
inspiration comes from the heart |
so just now, it occured to me that things get pretty strange sometimes. first of all, a pack of trannies just waltzed their gigantic plastic frames into this joint, and good god, trannies freak ...
Posted by Dick Plunger on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:21:00 PST |
down with rays |
holy fuckin shit, what the hell is going on anymore, my job is in total jeopardy again, i had no idea where i was when i woke up, i ate quartered fragments of fruit and meat with people from god knows...
Posted by Dick Plunger on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 07:39:00 PST |
